Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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0_X 0
I'm sorry but this made my day. and i don't see anything wrong with this lol.
shinra_fml 0
I do not see how this is normal. I mean do the girl anal yeah =) but guy wanting to be in the recieving end?? What the hell???? LOL
kcolwell24 0
So? I wish all guys were that adventurous.
roughheart 0
uhmmm is he ****??
UncleverName_FYL 0
Wow where should I start, 80% of the people who commented above are idiots. He’s not gay for wanting a dick up his ass, is that suppose to be some kind of a new joke? Society today is really ****** up, straight guys taking ******, what’s next? gay guys ******* fleshlights. You people are so open minded that it has made you oblivious to the painfully obvious. OP’s bf is Bi sexual, I can’t stress this fact enough. Take it from me girls being a real heterosexual male, any guy who tells you he likes it up his ass, is either gay or bi and needs to stop lying to himself and you. You have to realize a lot of males have too much pride to ever admit that they are gay in the sliest way. Just because you find something pleasurable doesn’t make it right, some people find molesting children pleasurable but that doesn’t mean its ok. Now don’t take that the wrong way, there’s nothing wrong with prostate stimulation, but you might want to reconsider your sexually and take a few steps out of that closet before bending over to that strap on. Telling a straight guy it’s not gay in any way for you to take a dick, plastic or not, up your ass, is like telling a straight girl you won’t be a lesbian in any way if you let other girls finger you and stimulate your ********. A female with a strap on is no different from a guy with a boner. Bend over, blindfold yourself, test drive both cars and tell me which engine is which. ..... Here’s a hint it’s a trick question. Being a homosexual doesn’t just mean that you're sexually attracted to the same gender, but that you’re also attracted to the unique sexual activities of your same sex gender. Role-playing, bondage and being kinky is all fine, but you need to know where to draw the line. OP fyl and 80% of the comments above. And NO i’m not a homophobic or narrow minded, i’m just more rational and less naive than you.
CalmBlue 0
Actually, homosexuality ONLY means you are attracted to/engage in sexual activity with people of your own gender. That is the only definition. Just because a straight guy enjoys anal stimulation, it doesn't mean he secretly lusts for other men, in the same way if a gay man does not enjoy anal stimulation, it doesn't make him straight. Any sex that involves a man and a woman is HETEROSEXUAL sex, even if it involves the female penetrating the male. That is by definition of the words. Also, your analogy about telling a girl that being fingered by another girl that it isn't gay is contradictory to your overall argument. The analogy involves penetration of the female with a finger (a typically heterosexual act) by another female (making this a homosexual act as the individuals are of the same gender). This directly opposes the current situation which involves a stereotypically homosexual act which is actually heterosexual as the individuals are of opposite gender. It doesn't stand up. You claim to be the only rational person here, but in terms of critical argument assessment, you've failed to demonstrate any fundamental logic.
cradle6 13
310: Well said
RPGod 0
@282: Some straight guys actually do like prostate stimulation. I also know gay men who actually don't like it. Also, homosexual actually does mean that you are attracted to the same gender. Your argument is full of flaws
trustno1_fml 10
My girlfriend likes anal sex, and even comes from time to time when I do it. She also wants to do me, and I'm excited by the thought of it!!! I'm not gay, and never will be, but I know that when she fingers me during a ********, my ****** is itensified. And hey girl, be happy he is so open with you about it! You're lucky!!!
popezeke 0
to each his own.
JayCee45 0
Okay I have a lot of gay friends and/or bi friends but this sounds completely gay. If my boyfriend asked me that I would probably flip out. I can see that being normal for some people but that just sounds crazy to me. Also DO NOT think I am against gay people or whatever because of this but that sounds straight up GAY!
hottie1997_1 0
i dont get it ?