Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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paperbagofdoom 0
Sounds like you two should have talked about your wants and needs before you tried sex.
eburme 3
is not bad, its better if you try new things, i used to do it with my ex boyfriend, it was great! i enjoyed it as well! i does not means that he is gay or anything, you should try it!
Pooky_fml 0
uugh.. that's strictly an exit for me..
shmaller 0
I'm a dude, and I think this is pretty ****** up. I think your boyfriend is at least bi, because no matter who is wearing the male genitalia, it's pretty gay for a man to have a dick inside him. And no, I'm not homophobic. Prop 8 disgusts me, etc.
waterynuggets 0
That's just as ignorant as saying lesbians really truly deep down inside want a man because they use ******. Sex is sex, what feels good to you feels good to you. Being a gay man means being ATTRACTED to the same-sex regardless if you even like anal sex.
PeterB_fml 0
I am a straight guy, i have given anal sex to my past 3 ex's and each of them enjoyed it. I am currently single and have never tryed this, i would love a girl who like's to try many new things haha, and i would probably let any girl who wanted to do this to me have fun : ) Give me a message
brootal_panda 0
roflmao thats shit XD
seb12992 0
LMAO at the idiots saying it's not that big of a deal. This is one of the funniest FMLs ever posted.
HornetsHornets 0
I sense no danger here...
rsfan 0
that is very hott. tell him i got the real thing if he wants it ;) hahaha
brie3 0
your boyfriend sounds like fun. plus, can you say double p? don't be a prude girl ;3