Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was...

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

By FML Team - 14/5/2010 11:57

Cyanide & Happiness' month: part three

Bonjour tout le monde ! Yes, today we're half french because it's the Cannes Film Festival week, so sunshine, movie stars and champagne...

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By FMluck / Thursday 26 February 2009 22:11 / United States

Intimacy

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By greatnt249 | 0

#8267 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

By emmalover | 0

#8261 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:53

u shud prob shave then

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By emmalover | 0

#8261 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:53

u shud prob shave then

Philosophic | 0

#830394 - Saturday 6 February 2010 15:50

I hate girls with nasty vag-hair. Get a frigging douchebag and a razor, and cut the frigging rug. That's just nasty.. YDI

GiddyXD | 0

#985950 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 12:44

soap it and cut gurrl!

TheVanGirlsing | 0

#994827 - Sunday 16 May 2010 0:06

ohh. nice. now i got blue waffle on my mind..thanks...

illustration is PERFECT. its an fml for both em. kris from explosm is AWESOME! best comic artist in history, easily...

anyone who disagrees can go fuck a cow and blow a bull.

LightWater | 0

#995414 - Sunday 16 May 2010 11:55

This ^

lets_be_ian | 5

#996980 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 20:57

a cow and a bull... at the same time?

Drakanaa | 0

#996982 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 21:26

One in the front, one in the back.

empress1750 | 0

#1022470 - Monday 7 June 2010 8:03

aaaahahahahahaha!!!

slushpup9696 | 12

#2401814 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:47

119 win on several levels.

By greatnt249 | 0

#8267 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

By jesusjr | 0

#8269 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

burn!

reptileguy1296 | 0

#2903597 - Saturday 16 July 2011 5:59

damn straight!

By xXxRandiexXx | 0

#8273 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

lmfao #4
xD

By demothe7 | 0

#8275 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

ya, shave that belt line mustache

By King_of_Kings | 3

#8277 - Friday 27 February 2009 2:59

yeast infection.

By TheSkaAssassin | 0

#8281 - Friday 27 February 2009 3:04

ice cold

6969awesome | 0

#986979 - Saturday 1 May 2010 15:44

ha fat!

mr_erotic32 | 0

#1740238 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 15:48

Haha Fat

Emmy_The_Great | 2

#2386130 - Friday 22 April 2011 1:55

Unnecessarily making fun of someone?Wow, you guys are cool. Especially with names like "mr_erotica" and a name starting with "6969". Wish I were that cool.

By BeautyAndBrains | 0

#8287 - Friday 27 February 2009 3:07

LOL, that sucks.

michelleJ11 | 25

#5627821 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:14

If only there was a button for that ..

Oh wait.

By Lotus_Eater | 0

#8292 - Friday 27 February 2009 3:23

RepHresh!

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#8303 - Friday 27 February 2009 3:36

STANKY ZING!