Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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DH_PORTER 0
hate to say it.... but no way she cud of gotten aids off him if she was usign a strap on.... so teh whoel aids argument is retarded and hes not gay... because if he was how wud he get an erection looking at a womens body? i think the strap on idea is great!! it stimulates the prostate!!
KASHMIR_fml 0
thats gay. and theres no such thing as homophobia. i'll beat any fag without flinchin
zee209 0
Go for it!
l30n 0
Fair enough!
0hh_snap 0
That's awesome. =] I wouldn't take it but I'd dish it. If he wants to know what it feels like, let him know. That's just kinky hawt.
makemelol_fml 0
hahahahahaha. cute.
Kiffer_Fadybugs 0
Aww. That's neat. I'd do it to a guy. :]
catiepants 0
That's so awesome. I'm really jealous.
wildchild69 0
I think you are quite fortunate. You never know what you might like if you don't give it a try...at least once.
coachT18 0
There is something to be said for how it would change the way you'd look at him but that's an individual thing. If you two could get that comfortable with each other, more power to you. He obviously felt comfortable enough with you to ask. The only thing stopping me from thinking it was just an experimental moment is the fact that he not only owned but had handy a strap-on. That's a little disconcerting. A conversation is definitely in order one way or the other. I wasn't about to read through every response but I, too, am curious about whether or not you ended up doing it to him.