By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 453
You deserved it 3 833

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Preposterous 8

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

Comments

You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
anormalperson 25

sucks for you, bet you heard it as well

Preposterous 8

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(

#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?

When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!

#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

Rainhawk94 27

Id let op watch, without braking eye contact

CommentModerated 17

Definitely have to have full speed eye contact

tastychickens 13

Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.

MarisaCB 16

I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!

beaverteaser 16

well atleast he didn't ask you to hold it

Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.

AFCCT 7

Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden

Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.