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I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(
He must've been Canadian.
#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?
#35. Yes.
When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!
#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation
Aww old people are so cute
Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL
Aw, he just wanted to be friends!
I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!
That "Please stay" is bad enough
He could have asked for assistance!
Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.
And they call them the "Golden Years".
Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.
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I find it terrifying that he said "please".
Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL