By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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Preposterous 8

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

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tacojauns 45
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Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

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OctoDope 15
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Oooh, Kinky.

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kinky44 28
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You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Only Beetlejuice can say that

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anormalperson 25

sucks for you, bet you heard it as well

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Preposterous 8

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

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klorehore 24
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I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(

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ThatPlankton 15
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He must've been Canadian.

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Posthuman 26
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#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?

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OctoDope 15
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When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!

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a_wiener_d0g 15
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#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation

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xSkittle 16
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Aww old people are so cute

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tacojauns 45
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Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

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Rainhawk94 27

Id let op watch, without braking eye contact

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CommentModerated 17

Definitely have to have full speed eye contact

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tastychickens 13

Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.

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gej12345 17
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Aw, he just wanted to be friends!

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MarisaCB 16

At least your job is exciting!

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CheckMyProfile 17
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I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!

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usernamepurp 8
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That "Please stay" is bad enough

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123amanda123 14
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He could have asked for assistance!

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beaverteaser 16

well atleast he didn't ask you to hold it

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HersheySquirts 17
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Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.

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thefastnfuryass 14
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And they call them the "Golden Years".

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AFCCT 7

Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden

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Polynomial 28
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Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.

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