You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.

Only Beetlejuice can say that

I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(

He must've been Canadian.

#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?

#35. Yes.

When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!

#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation

Id let op watch, without braking eye contact

Definitely have to have full speed eye contact

Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.

I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!

He could have asked for assistance!

Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.

Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden

Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.