FML : Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't...

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sarad206 - / Wednesday 19 February 2014 21:09 / United States

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By Preposterous | 8

#5863150 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

By tacojauns | 44

#5863152 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

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By OctoDope | 15

#5863147 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:34

Oooh, Kinky.

kinky44 | 28

#5863334 - Thursday 20 February 2014 2:03

You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.

xxBFMVAAMIWxx | 18

#5863478 - Thursday 20 February 2014 6:11

Only Beetlejuice can say that

By anormalperson | 25

#5863149 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

sucks for you, bet you heard it as well

By Preposterous | 8

#5863150 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

I find it terrifying that he said "please".

klorehore | 24

#5863270 - Thursday 20 February 2014 0:23

I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(

ThatPlankton | 15

#5863318 - Thursday 20 February 2014 1:35

He must've been Canadian.

Posthuman | 26

#5863329 - Thursday 20 February 2014 1:51

#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?

Clay_Pidgeon | 11

#5863342 - Thursday 20 February 2014 2:19

#35. Yes.

OctoDope | 15

#5863401 - Thursday 20 February 2014 3:59

When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!

a_wiener_d0g | 15

#5863417 - Thursday 20 February 2014 4:39

#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation

By xSkittle | 16

#5863151 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Aww old people are so cute

By tacojauns | 44

#5863152 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5863186 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:57

Id let op watch, without braking eye contact

CommentModerated | 17

#5863220 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:25

Definitely have to have full speed eye contact

tastychickens | 12

#5863852 - Thursday 20 February 2014 16:31

Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.

By gej12345 | 17

#5863153 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

Aw, he just wanted to be friends!

By MarisaCB | 16

#5863154 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:35

At least your job is exciting!

CheckMyProfile | 17

#5863434 - Thursday 20 February 2014 4:59

I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!

By usernamepurp | 8

#5863155 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

That "Please stay" is bad enough

123amanda123 | 14

#5864330 - Friday 21 February 2014 3:45

He could have asked for assistance!

By beaverteaser | 16

#5863156 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

well atleast he didn't ask you to hold it

HersheySquirts | 17

#5863765 - Thursday 20 February 2014 14:32

Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.

By thefastnfuryass | 14

#5863157 - Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:36

And they call them the "Golden Years".

AFCCT | 7

#5863255 - Thursday 20 February 2014 0:08

Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden

Polynomial | 28

#5863325 - Thursday 20 February 2014 1:45

Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.

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