Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
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Preposterous
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I find it terrifying that he said "please".
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tacojauns
| 45
Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL
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OctoDope
| 15
Oooh, Kinky.
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kinky44
| 28
You called? Oh no wait, no one ever calls me. . .damn.
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx
| 18
Only Beetlejuice can say that
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anormalperson
| 25
sucks for you, bet you heard it as well
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Preposterous
| 8
I find it terrifying that he said "please".
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klorehore
| 24
I'm just picturing this insanely lonely old man :(
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ThatPlankton
| 15
He must've been Canadian.
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Posthuman
| 26
#33 Because all polite old men with no shame in their wrinkly manhood are from Canada, right?
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Clay_Pidgeon
| 11
#35. Yes.
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OctoDope
| 15
When I grow old I hope to be that confident in my wrinkly old manhood. My balls will sag to my knees but screw it! Lets show the world!
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a_wiener_d0g
| 15
#33 there is absolutely no chance of him being Candian, I didn't see the word "Eh" in that entire conversation
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xSkittle
| 16
Aww old people are so cute
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tacojauns
| 45
Ya that's bullshit, he wouldn't even let you look. FYL
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Id let op watch, without braking eye contact
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CommentModerated
| 17
Definitely have to have full speed eye contact
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tastychickens
| 13
Yeah, most old dudes want everybody to look at it.
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gej12345
| 17
Aw, he just wanted to be friends!
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MarisaCB
| 16
At least your job is exciting!
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CheckMyProfile
| 17
I don't cleaning bathrooms is an exciting job!!!!!
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usernamepurp
| 8
That "Please stay" is bad enough
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123amanda123
| 14
He could have asked for assistance!
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beaverteaser
| 16
well atleast he didn't ask you to hold it
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HersheySquirts
| 17
Maybe he did. We haven't gotten that far yet.
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thefastnfuryass
| 14
And they call them the "Golden Years".
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AFCCT
| 7
Because once you get old you drink too much and your piss is forever golden
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Polynomial
| 28
Actually, he was thinking of a shower, not a year.