Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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Comments (323)
aidenkush 0
that's sick it's an exit only....YDI!
chandra05_fml 0
be careful ! thats where a mans g-spot is . he might leave you for a man or want you to do it ALL the time .
Zim89 0
Its not gay. My Gf does it to me, cause she likes being dominant somtimes, and it fells good.
doglover_427 0
I wouldn't find that a bad thing, dear. unless you look like a man, which means he could be gay. but if you look female and he still likes you, it's all good.
Melaniee_fml 0
for agreeing to anal sex in the first place. sick. :|
Chibi_Mia_Chula 0
I'm sorry, but I lmao'd!!! xD Poor girl!
babymonkey422 0
eh it's not so "****" or "sick" to me anyway, I hear it sounds really good for guys to get some "action" in that area bc that's where their prostate is. I've offered to do it for my husband but he said he wouldn't feel right, even if it felt really good lol just depends on the person I guess :)
babymonkey422 0
Oops I meant, "I hear it FEELS really good for guys"
Chibi_Mia_Chula 0
*nods head slowly* Yeah, I hear it is pleasurable for some guys.
FMLFoshoz 0
shut up. eventually in some time in your life your going to do it too everyone has some type of sex.!