Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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Comments (323)
simplyfucked 0
what a closeted fag.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #268, As gay as you may think he is, there is no need to use disparaging epithets. The same goes for you #266. LAME! Consideration FAIL.
mibster 0
ha it would be interesting if that was how you found out he was bi XD
infearandfaithxx 0
i think your man might be gay.
abu3mair 0
WHAT THE ****~!!!
memegui 0
Isn't that every girl's dream?
punkelf 0
you should have included whether or not you did it!
LoveToSmile101 0
Wow:Closet Fag got yourself a ctach their partner.. FYL indeed
Jskiffy 0
@JuJuBeeSunshine: I give you credit for putting up such a defence toward SO many people on here! But to most (myself included), your argument may just seem a way to excuse many black women for having HIV/AIDS. When it comes down to it at the end of the day, black women, white women, ANY women, have the choice to sleep with or not to sleep with their other. Maybe the problem isn't the men on the "DL"....but the promiscuity of the african american women!
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@276 Go read articles. Check the stats. If were an evenly distributed number of women in all ethic groups with HIV/AIDS, I'd bite, but there is a disproportionate number of black women with the virus. Secondly, the "DL" isn't so much of a secret anymore, as black men (such as J.L. King) have exposed this lifestyle and blamed their behavior on other people and entities. However, more importantly, if I'm married to my husband, why should I be worried about being infected with HIV or ANY STD for that matter? Why should I have to use protection with my husband for reasons other than not wanting to get pregnant? These women are sleeping with their boyfriends, fiances, and husbands who are sleeping with other men. Again, research the stats. Read some articles and journals about the "DL." It's very real, and it's killing our people. It's time to get real.