Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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Hannah_816 3
oh baby!
shaZamy 0
******* ew
charginasaur 3
how can you not tell the difference between your own boyfriends penis and a strap on... they feel totally different...
nat_b 0
umm yeah, i'm guessing he wasn't using the strap on for her...
Zombrex 0
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neji218 6
OMG. It has been scientifically been proven that what she says is true. All she is saying is that BLACK WOMEN get it the most from DL gay guys. She isn't saying anything about anyone else. Just stating that is LEADING cause for BLACK WOMEN. Not the ONLY cause. Besides, it doesn't matter how you get it. Aids is aids. And for everyone who thinks is is "normal" or "okay" then you really need to reevaluate yourselves. For any guy to want a ***** in them is definitely not cool. It scares me to see so many people say it's fine. I really don't know what the world is coming to. It doesn't make us close minded. Guys have a penis and girls have a ******. Anal is for ********. I wouldn't do a girl anal either.
ihitterdal 0
I'm not looking into this anytime soon, but come on, 309, be a little more open to new ideas. I mean, I'm not going to try this, ever, but to each their own, I guess. "I don't understand them myself, but then most people don't understand why I enjoy putting lettuce around my **** and hiding it in other people's salad."
scott_m319 0
Sometimes, I have trouble deciding between FYL or YDI. In this case, I don't even know what the problem is. Go for it. The role reversal might be quite enjoyable.
rainbownorth 0
So do it. From a guy's perspective, I understand the whole butt taboo, but I'd be down if my woman would do it. I hear prostate stimulation leads to UNBELIEVABLE orgasms for a guy.
Superawesomestev 0
bad ass!
brianjman14 23
lmao