Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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getwellsoon21 0
you are lying i can tell you are
nyahahaha_fml 0
thats sad.
MnkySpz 0
I'd do it just so I could give him a taste of his own medicine! Then I'd break up with him and say its because he's a freak. LOL
trishaaa 0
i don't think it's that weird.
Sol_fml 0
I love it when a girl straps it to me. Its not only the anal stimulation but the role reversal as well which plays to me being atracted to dominate women. So for all you nay sayers out there, getting pegged dose not make you a **** as I still love the "kitty", it dose not mean you will get aids becuse I am still clean after my strap on experiances, and it dose not make somone a freak..kinky yes but not a freak
DannyPenguin 0
.... so? you should have done it :D
TheProdigyLol 0
L-O-L WHAT THE ****. xD
Topknot_Forever 0
Lucky you!
EveryDayJackAss 0
well...some guys like this...but not a lot........ only those fags with weird fetishes o_O
intheface_fml 0
lmao, this is one of the few FML's that made me laugh