Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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lemonkid44
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NEVER come between a man and his gum.
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EFFyourlifecait
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im sorry, but that just made my day.
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lemonkid44
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NEVER come between a man and his gum.
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aria02
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lol it gets real ova gum
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Ninjasaurus18
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Or me and my gum.
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gman90210
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Where do you women find all these idiots that you all want and keep even when they don't treat y'all right? I mean comon
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Manchee
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Hoe is he not treating her right? Its his gum he can do as he pleases.
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EFFyourlifecait
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im sorry, but that just made my day.
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PsychobillyRebel
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Mine too x)
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leannayourcool
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Oh my god, that's hilarious.
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NorfolkDude
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I don't for the life of me understand this post? Maybe someone can help me. What kind of pick up line is, "You can watch if you give me a piece of gum?" That right there would make me get up and leave as well because that is probably the most insane thing I've ever heard.
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sensoon15
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kinda sounds like a prostitute. but still funny :D
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Rollercoaster_fml
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spot on #10
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cybergirl_fml
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you fail at life.
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Idyedmyhairblack
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haha he sounds like a loser!!
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deeznutzismine
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i've got all the gum you can chew.
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aria02
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lol
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killa723
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lol
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bandgirrl
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lol
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CaramelMacchiato
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lol
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uhhSavage
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lol
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ShadowlessSpear
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Lol
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haygurlhay
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LOL.
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disgruntled_stdt
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If you're the type who goes shopping for 4h+, then I'd sympathize with the guy. After a 4th hour of watching a gf try on lingerie, I'd be concerned too that I wouldn't have any gum for the next 3...