By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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lemonkid44 0
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NEVER come between a man and his gum.

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EFFyourlifecait 0
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im sorry, but that just made my day.

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lemonkid44 0
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NEVER come between a man and his gum.

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aria02 0
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lol it gets real ova gum

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Ninjasaurus18 9
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Or me and my gum.

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gman90210 18
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Where do you women find all these idiots that you all want and keep even when they don't treat y'all right? I mean comon

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Manchee 3
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Hoe is he not treating her right? Its his gum he can do as he pleases.

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EFFyourlifecait 0
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im sorry, but that just made my day.

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leannayourcool 0
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Oh my god, that's hilarious.

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NorfolkDude 2
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I don't for the life of me understand this post? Maybe someone can help me. What kind of pick up line is, "You can watch if you give me a piece of gum?" That right there would make me get up and leave as well because that is probably the most insane thing I've ever heard.

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sensoon15 7
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kinda sounds like a prostitute. but still funny :D

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cybergirl_fml 0
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you fail at life.

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Idyedmyhairblack 0
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haha he sounds like a loser!!

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disgruntled_stdt 0
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If you're the type who goes shopping for 4h+, then I'd sympathize with the guy. After a 4th hour of watching a gf try on lingerie, I'd be concerned too that I wouldn't have any gum for the next 3...

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