FML : Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You...

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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cjk004 / Sunday 15 February 2009 11:35 / United States

Love

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By lemonkid44 | 0

#2358 - Sunday 15 February 2009 04:45

NEVER come between a man and his gum.

By EFFyourlifecait | 0

#2360 - Sunday 15 February 2009 04:53

im sorry, but that just made my day.

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By lemonkid44 | 0

#2358 - Sunday 15 February 2009 04:45

NEVER come between a man and his gum.

aria02 | 0

#471255 - Sunday 9 August 2009 08:17

lol it gets real ova gum

Ninjasaurus18 | 9

#4497678 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 03:56

Or me and my gum.

gman90210 | 18

#5203032 - Saturday 1 December 2012 04:37

Where do you women find all these idiots that you all want and keep even when they don't treat y'all right? I mean comon

Manchee | 3

#5950156 - Monday 19 May 2014 06:07

Hoe is he not treating her right? Its his gum he can do as he pleases.

By EFFyourlifecait | 0

#2360 - Sunday 15 February 2009 04:53

im sorry, but that just made my day.

PsychobillyRebel | 14

#6438906 - Monday 19 October 2015 05:15

Mine too x)

By leannayourcool | 0

#2361 - Sunday 15 February 2009 05:04

Oh my god, that's hilarious.

By NorfolkDude | 2

#2364 - Sunday 15 February 2009 05:32

I don't for the life of me understand this post? Maybe someone can help me. What kind of pick up line is, "You can watch if you give me a piece of gum?" That right there would make me get up and leave as well because that is probably the most insane thing I've ever heard.

sensoon15 | 7

#2697375 - Friday 17 June 2011 01:02

kinda sounds like a prostitute. but still funny :D

By Rollercoaster_fml | 0

#2366 - Sunday 15 February 2009 05:40

spot on #10

By cybergirl_fml | 0

#2377 - Sunday 15 February 2009 07:06

you fail at life.

By Idyedmyhairblack | 0

#2387 - Sunday 15 February 2009 07:38

haha he sounds like a loser!!

By deeznutzismine | 0

#2389 - Sunday 15 February 2009 07:42

i've got all the gum you can chew.

aria02 | 0

#471254 - Sunday 9 August 2009 08:15

lol

killa723 | 0

#1445297 - Thursday 23 September 2010 04:09

lol

bandgirrl | 9

#4383692 - Thursday 3 May 2012 12:21

lol

CaramelMacchiato | 13

#4577098 - Sunday 17 June 2012 05:38

lol

uhhSavage | 22

#5766652 - Sunday 24 November 2013 05:22

lol

ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6159145 - Thursday 1 January 2015 12:07

Lol

By haygurlhay | 0

#2394 - Sunday 15 February 2009 08:17

LOL.

By disgruntled_stdt | 0

#2395 - Sunday 15 February 2009 08:28

If you're the type who goes shopping for 4h+, then I'd sympathize with the guy. After a 4th hour of watching a gf try on lingerie, I'd be concerned too that I wouldn't have any gum for the next 3...