By cjk004 - United States
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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By  NorfolkDude  |  2

I don't for the life of me understand this post? Maybe someone can help me. What kind of pick up line is, "You can watch if you give me a piece of gum?" That right there would make me get up and leave as well because that is probably the most insane thing I've ever heard.

By  disgruntled_stdt  |  0

If you're the type who goes shopping for 4h+, then I'd sympathize with the guy. After a 4th hour of watching a gf try on lingerie, I'd be concerned too that I wouldn't have any gum for the next 3...