The price of sin

By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 16:35 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML
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Roskosity 22

Ants in your pants. Ha!

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ScratchCatPower 32

Ouch! Bad luck. But why in a truck bed? That sounds uncomfortable.

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Roskosity 22

Ants in your pants. Ha!

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ScratchCatPower 32

Ouch! Bad luck. But why in a truck bed? That sounds uncomfortable.

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holly_fly 34

Because imagine being under the stars, candlelight and the moon the only sources of light... With a few blankets, it's VERY romantic... And when is romantic ever 100% comfortable XD

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ohthebloodygore 16

#6, clearly you've created your own scenario. Good job.

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IorvethTheXolo 8

It's not as awful as one might think. Back when I had my truck, my husband and I (back during our first weekend of dating after a long friendship) were out, but we didn't want to go back to my house yet because there was a lot of family there and it was getting crowded. For some reason, my mom's house was always the place to stay when any family visited California. So, we parked in the middle of an empty field and spent some time alone. One thing led to another and we had a situation like OP's minus the ants because we made sure to keep clothing in the truck. If you have a thick blanket, having a truck is like always having a portable hangout.

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holly_fly 34

EXACTLY like kissing in the rain. :)

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meghanclean 17

Because Texas! It's a sweet date, really.

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alexjoseph5575 18

"Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed" *Looks at location* Seems about right

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Zelphoric 25

"I got bit down south" *looks at location* Seems about right :p

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tigerisabelle 31

Texas never fails to amuse. Hope you get that sorted out OP!

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sherri_baby88 36

Well that bites! Sorry OP. I'll see myself out.....

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Tripartita 44

This is one of the rare occasions where even practicing safe sex can still result in red bumps on the groin.

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H4H 15

Crush an Aspirin tablet and add water to make a paste. Apply it to any areas of swelling to remove itchiness and pain. Good luck OP!

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Sora_McKain 36

Is there an alternative for those of us allergic to aspirin? This sounds like a good idea.

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juniorbirdman 7

baking soda kind of works, it doesn't completely fix it, but it makes it a little better

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JETarchitect 32

ouch that sucks, I hope you figured out what was going on and killed those ants if you want revenge pour vinegar on the ant mound

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