Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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jSOPURE 3
Do unto others...
SweetPotato 0
Go him! Prostate stimulation is great for guys! Did he like it???
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Lovebug9 0
Not ******. Kind of weird if you are not into kinky things like that though.
little_one 20
How is that a FML he's not gay he just likes pleasure, I do it all the time for my fiance, I'll even give him a rim job for fun. People are too uptight about sexuallity you should be able to have fun and enjoy each other. He probably should have discussed it with you first before surprising you like that though.
sanctuary_fml 0
oh my goodness. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that is the funniest thing I've read in forever!!
tincan 0
Your BF is awesome XD
love_bites 0
y is everyone talking about being gay OR strait? it IS possible to be BI you know!!! i'm not personally, bt i have a couple friends who are!!! i also have friends who are gay/lesbien. and they all ROCK!!!
Ranryu 0
Haha!! Did you do it?
harrowin 0
well didja?
DanielleCannibal 0
what has been done to to me. do unto others what has been done to you. i'm treading water. i need to sleep a while. my lamb and martyr, you look so precious. wont you, wont you come a bit closer. close enough so i can smell you. i need you to feel this. i cant stand to burn too long. release in sodomy. the one sweet moment i'm whole.
Eryx_fml 3
I did it too and it's actually really good... Just because he wants to try something like that it doesn't mean he's gay or something like that. It's actually nice he's more open than most guys. That's not FML... At all. Grow up. :)
redheadedbeauty 0
Wow...