By dullstuff - Belgium
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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  Blazingcrono  |  6

Hey Katrina, want to start a conversation?

Buuuut, to stay on topic (of this comment), you guys should try putting yourself in his shoes. Maybe he got wacked in the head from behind and nearly died trying to get his bike back.

  dolphincheddar  |  10

actually 88, 87 is complaining about people who complain about the first comment, he's not complaining about complainers who complain about complaining about the first comment.

  KatrinaKitten  |  16

It's a long story, but you asked.
He (I'll assume that..) for that matter was at PetLand, home of the puppy mill dogs, crowded places, a really huge pedophile attraction overall. He was simply browsing the puppies, hoping to lure a young girl into his trailer, and he found a poodle. He had read online that poodles were all the well, rage. So he adopted him. PetLand failed to do any background checks and overlooked any sex offender history, as is their way when their main goal is profit. Well, that's how he got his puppy.

  KatrinaKitten  |  16

LYK 0MG WOW PEEEPLE AREENT LYYK LISTENING TO MEHH ON THE INTERNETZZZ i feel neglecctteeddzzz!! Lyk. 0MmmmffG, I am LYK so angryy rite now someone help me.

Someone seriously shoot me.

And I was referring a previous FML, not any personal experience or anything, dolphincheddar.

  Penguinman909  |  7

Hey I know what it's like to have your bike stolen. I recently had my two day old bike stolen while I was in class. it was even under a CCTV camera but the dolts operating the security of the college didn't have half the cameras turned on because it was during the day and 'no one would steal a bike mid-day'...

  cptcook  |  0

I had that shit happen to me, except I stole the bike to begin with and some hoodlum stole it from me a week later so j had to scout him out and steal it back ,minus the getting punched part and stolen from me again lol fyl son

  a_nutritionist  |  10

we can assume there was something identifying about it. perhaps they had it repainted, damage to a particular area, paint scratches etc. its not difficult to identify your own property when its something you use all the time as it picks up identifiers. this however assumes the OP isnt a complete moron, so it could go either way.

  gabe2014  |  0

or take your lock, lock up the bike right where it's at, and then get it tomorrow. but I feel ya. my 800 dollar bmx bike was stolen. I found it in pieces rusting... still fixing it.

  koe4  |  0

not if its a hunting knife and you have a hunting license and you just happen to have the hunting knife on you for selfprotection in the event of an assualt, theft etc.


It's not illegal to carry a knife at all. If you go to a placr like a store or something, that has a sign posted saying no weaponry/firearms whatever, then it IS illegal to have it, IF the blade is more tham 3 inches long. If it's shorter than three inches it technically doesn't qualify as a weapon. It's also illegal to have one at all in a federal building or past baggage check at an airport.