Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Top comments
kellanlvr 1
Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition
moop256 10
well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)
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Comments (262)
Jerret 6
maybe next time you'll remember to take your keys with you.
lop562 0
Lmao
professorR6 0
you're a puss and shouldn't be riding a bike. you deserve a scooter.
SadinSherman 16
Maybe the police will help you.
fropleyquark 0
it's almost like this was the exact same fml from a few weeks ago. but.... I'm sure it happened to you too.
iSwaq 0
shoulda been faster
charadeyouare 0
if only you had taken the key out...
xSexyBeastx69 0
lmao thats funny as hell! sorry buy i wouldve beat the dudes ass i wouldve put my 5 years of mixed martial arts to good use xD
njgohard 16
...and then all bike look like yours...thus setting up an endless storm of getting the shit kicked out of you
fruitinthemiddle 1
Wow... something freakishly similar happened to my friend. She had been sad the whole day because her bike seat was stolen, so we decided to take a walk. She found it on someones bike. We knew it was hers because it has her name on the inside and two scratches on the side. She took it and left a note saying "you stole my bike seat so I stole it back!" and then we made pumpkin soup at her apartment.