Miscellaneous: Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock....

By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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kellanlvr 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:56

Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition

moop256 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:59

well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)

Comments

Jerret 6

Friday 22 July 2011 2:51

maybe next time you'll remember to take your keys with you.

lop562 0

Friday 22 July 2011 2:59

Lmao

professorR6 0

Friday 22 July 2011 2:59

you're a puss and shouldn't be riding a bike. you deserve a scooter.

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 3:23

Maybe the police will help you.

fropleyquark 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:41

it's almost like this was the exact same fml from a few weeks ago. but.... I'm sure it happened to you too.

iSwaq 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:13

shoulda been faster

charadeyouare 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:24

if only you had taken the key out...

xSexyBeastx69 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:33

lmao thats funny as hell! sorry buy i wouldve beat the dudes ass i wouldve put my 5 years of mixed martial arts to good use xD

njgohard 16

Friday 22 July 2011 4:42

...and then all bike look like yours...thus setting up an endless storm of getting the shit kicked out of you

fruitinthemiddle 1

Friday 22 July 2011 4:56

Wow... something freakishly similar happened to my friend. She had been sad the whole day because her bike seat was stolen, so we decided to take a walk. She found it on someones bike. We knew it was hers because it has her name on the inside and two scratches on the side. She took it and left a note saying "you stole my bike seat so I stole it back!" and then we made pumpkin soup at her apartment.