Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Top comments
kellanlvr 1
Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition
moop256 10
well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)
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Comments (262)
Mistery510 6
haha bitch
AmandaIsMyName 0
what a ****** lol
imosim 0
it's a picture... problem?
aussie_gemini 5
you fixed it before I got in :) I only trolled as your profile pic let me know you probably would do it to others! lol
Blazingcrono 6
Your trolling technique would've been better if you use some correct spelling.
imosim 0
I don't troll grammar a ain't a hammer nazi that's just gay
imosim 0
grammar* ******* iPhone...
nixter5 18
3 words: CALL DA PO-PO!!!!!!!
myndilou 3
never involve the police it makes things worse. just kno ppl that have ur back.
suprmidgt 0
most cops don't give a shit about you or your bike.
HannahForbesxo 13
They might not care or help you find your bike but if you report it then you'll have legal backup when taking at back.
nlr 9
my (step)daddy is a cop and he hps kids with missing bikes... then the theif will be In jail for a few hours... depends on how long they had that stolen bike...
OhSnap_NoWay 0
what if that wasn't your bike but one that looked similar and the guy thought you were stealing his bike
seeunexttuesdays 6
just push him while he's on the bike. you wot have that much balance always, so get in the dang bike and run the ************ over!
Late_night83 25
I dont know why people are saying he deserved it, I woulda tried to get it back as well, FYL op, it really sucks.
Bd1990 0
should have taken out a wheel like 40 ur old virgin!
saraheve1188 5
Suckerpunches are always fun to watch, but hurt like hell when you're recieving.
mutinykitty 18
Ouch, that really sucks. :(
kelly12333 6
You should of ran him over lmao