Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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CaptainJellyBean 0
Should be wondering how all your friends know about Hannah Montana in the first place. I'm thinking your performing in front of the entire school is the least of your worries.
magical_leopluro 0
#1 it's POP it, lock it, polka dot it! and i only know that cuz my best guy friend dragged me to the movie so get it right or stfu
green_room119 0
obviously they know hannah montana because they knew where the rap was from. it's not as bad as it seems.
Cg3780byoch 0
well thats stupid because if they no its hannah montana then they watch it too
TaraLin07 0
I'm 20 and I love Hannah Montana. There's nothing wrong with watching it. What I don't get is that you're friends actually knew it was off Hannah Montana but you didn't. So wouldn't that mean that if everyone else figures out what it's from, that they watch it and you don't, so in your eyes it's bad for them.
reetah 0
learn to laugh at yourself. I'm sure people thought it was funny that you were singing a children's show song. :]
cashewbutt 0
I dont get it. Im 22 and miley cyrus is great, dont be sad about it
kate08_fml 0
more embarrassing that you thought it would be a good idea to rap in front of your school. cringeeeeeeeeee
blueforyou 0
well your friends apparently knew the rap, so doesn't that mean THEY watch Hannah Montana?
a_person 0
i really don't think you should be that mortified about it, just look at all these comments. and Miley Cyrus is great anyway, so it shouldn't matter. P.S. do you know which rap it was? Like how it went? Sorry, I'm just a really big fan of the show and i Just wanna know.