Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
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Dark__Angel66
| 24
Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)
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lanco_fml
| 10
stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother
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lanco_fml
| 10
stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother
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tiana000
| 12
And while you're at it, revenge might be nice
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omgitsmoe
| 26
I think OP have a new punching bag at home
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His_Holiness
| 18
If OP hasn't smoked any he could just ask for a drug test to prove it
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tjv3
| 10
Go to the drug store
Get a home drug test.
Pee in the cup
Show your mom
Dump cup on your brother's head
Go back to gym
Get a home drug test.
Pee in the cup
Show your mom
Dump cup on your brother's head
Go back to gym
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Zazoo1995
| 23
#LegalizeMarijuana
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Xatraris
| 35
This isn't Twitter. We can stop with the hash tags.
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Jaaared_
| 15
3, just look at his profile pic. He even looks like an idiot.
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Dark__Angel66
| 24
Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)
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MCRaddict15
| 15
Exactly. OP should make a show of working out/stretching at home and continue working hard.
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MissBubblesXoxo
| 17
Orrr since you are lot stronger now, you may kick the jealousy outta your brother's ass and teach that liar a lesson :)
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
that's going to go down well with their mother
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Miss_Latina
| 13
Haters gonna hate!
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
Potatoes gonna potate.
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fml121785
| 14
Tomatoes gonna mate!
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Forenzics
| 10
Every time I see that phrase haters gonna hate I think of this in my head lmao
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lishajoy777
| 14
Well did you?
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Obey_StudBoii
| 23
Read the FML again.
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MrSassypants
| 32
But I can't read. :(
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Pwn17
| 25
Wait, how did you read the comment saying to read if you can't read? ...I've got my eyes on you.
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starile
| 19
Poor little illiterate pokemon. Just rustle back into the forest and wait for some Bug Catcher to wade into the tall grass. Then smoke it, since OP isn't.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#38 I couldn't read your question.... I mean what question?
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Melix
| 31
Did she let you explain that your brother was lying or did she still shut you down?
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MrSassypants
| 32
OP did try to tell her but the mom struck back with the statement that "GYM" was an acronym that stood for "Getting Yummy Marijuana."
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YoshiPL
| 8
33 you just made my day
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JaegerMayCry
| 13
Wait, that's what gym stands for? I been doing it all wrong! screw working out, fluorescent dragons with gutars here I come!
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anitriarose
| 5
63 - what's a gutar
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worldclassrager
| 39
Take your brother with you..,or work out at home a bit more...
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
OP should not have to do either of those things. His brother should just not be an asshole.
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worldclassrager
| 39
His brother is jealous so he might want to know a few tricks to weightlifting...
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lanco_fml
| 10
stay true to your self..jealousy is easier to obtain then muscle
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singer0421
| 32
Jealousy is a bitch.
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sunnyray812
| 42
Nobody goes to the gym to smoke weed. Your mom should've believed you. Plus your brother has no proof.
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reeses_pieces12
| 7
Haha, yes they do. That's actually a more common excuse than you'd think!
Going to the gym, going to the library, taking a walk in the park to enjoy the weather, helping your friends' parents with gardening or cleaning the garage...We had a very fit, literate, nature-appreciative nature-appreciating, helpful community of teenagers when I was growing up.
Going to the gym, going to the library, taking a walk in the park to enjoy the weather, helping your friends' parents with gardening or cleaning the garage...We had a very fit, literate, nature-appreciative nature-appreciating, helpful community of teenagers when I was growing up.
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reeses_pieces12
| 7
*nature-appreciating (just once, so much for careful editing...)
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MikeonFML
| 17
In a condensed and blunt form of the comment above, teens lie about going to the gym to smoke weed elsewhere. You're correct most don't smoke at the gym itself