By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 569
You deserved it 2 936

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Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

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stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

And while you're at it, revenge might be nice

I think OP have a new punching bag at home

If OP hasn't smoked any he could just ask for a drug test to prove it

Go to the drug store Get a home drug test. Pee in the cup Show your mom Dump cup on your brother's head Go back to gym

#LegalizeMarijuana

This isn't Twitter. We can stop with the hash tags.

3, just look at his profile pic. He even looks like an idiot.

Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

Exactly. OP should make a show of working out/stretching at home and continue working hard.

Orrr since you are lot stronger now, you may kick the jealousy outta your brother's ass and teach that liar a lesson :)

that's going to go down well with their mother

Haters gonna hate!

Potatoes gonna potate.

Tomatoes gonna mate!

Every time I see that phrase haters gonna hate I think of this in my head lmao

Well did you?

Read the FML again.

But I can't read. :(

Wait, how did you read the comment saying to read if you can't read? ...I've got my eyes on you.

Poor little illiterate pokemon. Just rustle back into the forest and wait for some Bug Catcher to wade into the tall grass. Then smoke it, since OP isn't.

#38 I couldn't read your question.... I mean what question?

Did she let you explain that your brother was lying or did she still shut you down?

OP did try to tell her but the mom struck back with the statement that "GYM" was an acronym that stood for "Getting Yummy Marijuana."

33 you just made my day

Wait, that's what gym stands for? I been doing it all wrong! screw working out, fluorescent dragons with gutars here I come!

63 - what's a gutar

Take your brother with you..,or work out at home a bit more...

OP should not have to do either of those things. His brother should just not be an asshole.

His brother is jealous so he might want to know a few tricks to weightlifting...

stay true to your self..jealousy is easier to obtain then muscle

Jealousy is a bitch.

Nobody goes to the gym to smoke weed. Your mom should've believed you. Plus your brother has no proof.

Haha, yes they do. That's actually a more common excuse than you'd think! Going to the gym, going to the library, taking a walk in the park to enjoy the weather, helping your friends' parents with gardening or cleaning the garage...We had a very fit, literate, nature-appreciative nature-appreciating, helpful community of teenagers when I was growing up.

*nature-appreciating (just once, so much for careful editing...)

In a condensed and blunt form of the comment above, teens lie about going to the gym to smoke weed elsewhere. You're correct most don't smoke at the gym itself