Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught... - FML

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

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Porshia 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:59

2 piece and a biscuit lol

skyeyez9 24

Monday 22 August 2011 2:01

It was most likely carried off by a hawk, coyote or neighbor's dog rather than ran away.

cre8or99 0

Monday 22 August 2011 2:04

Why dont chickens were pants? Cus there peckers on there head. lololololololololololol

MissRoxiie 12

Monday 22 August 2011 2:13

Be happy, you got dinner for free ;)

RabbitPressure1 6

Monday 22 August 2011 2:14

Who the hell keeps a pet chicken? *says the person who has a pet human locked in their basement. MWAHAHA*

cufaoil 11

Monday 22 August 2011 3:44

perhaps for fresh eggs?

anongrl 2

Monday 22 August 2011 3:55

Keeping a chicken for it's eggs doesn't make it a pet. I doubt most farmers see there chickens as pets. After so long they probably kill them for food once they stop producing eggs.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 22 August 2011 6:28

I have a pet midget. Do you want to pet him? He doesn't bite.... Often... But damn does it hurt.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 22 August 2011 2:22

YDI for eating chicken at all.

boatsnhoes9769 0

Monday 22 August 2011 2:23

Who has a pet chicken?

MerrikBarbarian 9

Monday 22 August 2011 5:03

I do. they are very smart. they make my dog look stupid

mejiiaa 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:43

I do bitch

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Monday 22 August 2011 2:27

OMG!!!!! EWW A CHICKEN?! their dirtyy... & arent they viciousss??

magicdragon5 2

Monday 22 August 2011 4:03

chickens are not vicious.

iceildor 6

Monday 22 August 2011 4:53

And they certainly ain't dirty

darknova131 4

Monday 22 August 2011 2:30

I have 12 chickens lol it would suck if one ran away

airjordan007 7

Monday 22 August 2011 2:36

Really? Out of all the animals in the world and you choose a chicken to be your pet

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