Well you can be friends with benefits then ;)

I hope they cover dental.

No, definitely oral though.

You can find someone better OP!! Someone who won't want you for sex... Unless that's what you want.

Seriously? maybe you should reread the FML again.

Thank you, Dr. Phil

that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

And if you want to rub extra salt into the wound, you ask him to set you up with his good-looking friend since that's what friends do for each other.

"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go fuck yourself."

They?

The OP does not wish to identify the gender of the ex or of themself. In the case, they is used as a singular, instead of plural.

Using "They" is confusing and stupid, just pick a fucking gender and make it easy

No. If you find such a simple thing "confusing and stupid", I think you're in need of the mental workout. No pain, no gain.

I meant they as in there were multiple people asking OP

@31 Everybody knows what you meant, and that's why you're getting flak for it. Taken in context, the form of "they" being used was crystal clear.

All the sex, none of the commitment. Nice work if you can get it.

Sounds like a good deal.

You dodged a bullet. Be thankful.

SO DID YOU FUCK OR WHAT TRANNY?!

7722 - You have serious issues, troller. Fukkin dick.

Why the fuck is this not moderated? How is blatant transphobia okay?

I hope you said no because you didn't want to ruin the friendship.

Great response

"THEY tried to talk me into having sex"?!?

Yeah... you know, "they", a common pronoun used to refer to a person of unspecified sex?

English is such a frustrating language when it comes to unspecified genders.