By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go fuck yourself."

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vicfirthfan 11
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that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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2013bchan41 20
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Well you can be friends with benefits then ;)

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Tripartita 44
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I hope they cover dental.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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No, definitely oral though.

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Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

You can find someone better OP!! Someone who won't want you for sex... Unless that's what you want.

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Qandol 26
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Seriously? maybe you should reread the FML again.

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MamaChey 22

Thank you, Dr. Phil

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vicfirthfan 11
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that's when you calmly explain to them that you're just friends now. Do it with a smile so it's insulting, since they insulted you with that bs

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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And if you want to rub extra salt into the wound, you ask him to set you up with his good-looking friend since that's what friends do for each other.

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Tripartita 44
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"As much as I appreciate the offer, would you mind doing it yourself? You know, like, go fuck yourself."

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Mynxie 26
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The OP does not wish to identify the gender of the ex or of themself. In the case, they is used as a singular, instead of plural.

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Tripartita 44
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No. If you find such a simple thing "confusing and stupid", I think you're in need of the mental workout. No pain, no gain.

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Rarepepes 4
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I meant they as in there were multiple people asking OP

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trollcrusher 17
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@31 Everybody knows what you meant, and that's why you're getting flak for it. Taken in context, the form of "they" being used was crystal clear.

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RichardPencil 30
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All the sex, none of the commitment. Nice work if you can get it.

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polsen4273 8

Sounds like a good deal.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You dodged a bullet. Be thankful.

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Darkreign333 23

I hope you said no because you didn't want to ruin the friendship.

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tibtak_fml 10
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"THEY tried to talk me into having sex"?!?

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trollcrusher 17
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Yeah... you know, "they", a common pronoun used to refer to a person of unspecified sex?

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DataWog 29
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English is such a frustrating language when it comes to unspecified genders.

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kalebaby 9
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I mean at least your not with him anymore seems like a douche

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Zebediabolical 39
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OP used "the person I was seeing" and 'they". OP also has a username of "genderless". So we can't assume it's a 'him'.

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