Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught... - FML

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

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frosh2 9

Monday 22 August 2011 3:40

One of my turkeys got eaten alive by a racoon :( I understand ur grief. :'(

cufaoil 11

Monday 22 August 2011 3:47

I could really go for some fried chicken.... sorry your pet has disappeared, I do hope that nothing untoward has happened... seems to be a lot of parent and pet related FML's of late...

cooxoxo 9

Monday 22 August 2011 3:52

Something my dad would do! Haha :)

anongrl 2

Monday 22 August 2011 3:53

Who in the world would wanna pet chicken? I can't see them making good pets. At all.

iceildor 6

Monday 22 August 2011 4:55

They are good pets and if you get a few of them they keep weeds down fertilize the yard and keep the insect levels down

ChuckNorris141 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:07

Why are people actin so suppr

ChuckNorris141 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:10

Sorry about the last comment but why are people actin so surprised that he/she has a pet chicken, I got 12 of em there not bad and they taste great

KoolKat369 5

Monday 22 August 2011 4:11

It's the thought that counts.

nateiztite 5

Monday 22 August 2011 4:12

I feed chickens to my Burmese python

Ninjaflipsz 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:18

faaake....

Jay1_fml 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:21

You wouldnt happen to be that crazy girl from iCarly, would you?

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