By Anonymous - United States
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
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  Bobissmall  |  13

It's 4am so forgive me if i sound really stupid, however.

A fight? As in an argument? Because how do you get battered to shit in an argument? Am i the only one who thought OPs sister is actually physically abusing their 6 year old brother?

  Aero_x  |  21

#4, It's kind of sad that I understand this reference and the lame joke you tried to make out of it...Being an Otaku and the useless knowledge I have -_-"

  anongrl  |  2

Peter- my candy....mine.... Get your own! *farts in face and takes off running and laughing*

That's probably what Peter would do if you jacked his candy. Or have an opie Taylor fit.