Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML
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Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML
Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML
Today, as I fed my dog his dinner of chicken offal, a drumstick, a wing, a mackerel, and a raw egg, my dad bitched and moaned that I waste money feeding him meat instead of just buying the cheapest kibble at the store. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
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Porschephile 0
Your dad has a sense of humor
BooGhosted 0
Get fries.
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Comments (196)
doof234 0
god, I hate it when ppl make up fmls
cherrylover88 4
Thats so mean! lol >.>
theMGM101 0
Thumbs up for owning a pet chicken!
cherryleaf23 7
Yes! =D
everyonelovesme 12
WTF who has a pet chicken anymore?!
K1ll_J0y 0
i do u jerk
yzaldana 0
my dad would do something like that -.-
tehzohan44 0
ydi for having a pet chicken
thamindofme 0
WTF?!?! a pet chicken ? seriously, who has one of those?
K1ll_J0y 0
hey op was it all shiny white with a red head area " its saggy chin thing and head top piece thing".
novadebi 4
did the chicken then cross the road?
kitsune3 20
Aw, that sucks. It's always terrible to lose a pet. I get sad when my fish die, let alone any other pets being lost or dying. I'm not looking forward to my dog dying. He's old and hopefully he has a few years left. I'll be so depressed when he dies. I've had him since I was 6, and I'm almost 21 now. I'm sorry you lost your pet, and that your dad was insensitive. I hope he wasn't trying to be. It could be that he just wasn't thinking. Either way, it sucks. :( FYL AND your chicken's life. Here's hoping you feel better soon.