Animals: Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught... - FML

By xXangelaXx - 21/08/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

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By lanbon182 - 10/04/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, while I was staying at a farm for a few nights, I got really connected to a chicken I met. It was so tame and really cuddly. I legit loved it so much. Later on, we had chicken for dinner. It was the same chicken. He also had a name. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was busy working on a paper, so my parents offered to go get me some Mexican food. Eager for some nachos, I thanked them. At 9 p.m. they weren't back, so I called. They weren't in an accident, but spontaneously buying a new car without telling me. They didn't return until 11 p.m. with cold, greasy KFC. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2011 10:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Porschephile 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Your dad has a sense of humor

BooGhosted 0

Monday 22 August 2011 1:42

Get fries.

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glompable 19

Monday 22 August 2011 5:24

This is like when I had to sell my pig to a slaughterhouse... and everyone wanted to give me bacon/ham/etc. >w

ukrichu 14

Monday 22 August 2011 5:26

I wanna chicken really really really badly '^_____^

ahiddengoddess 9

Monday 22 August 2011 5:38

thats awful!

Bently24 6

Monday 22 August 2011 5:41

Who has a pet chicken haha, and that isnt a FML Your dad just has a sense of humor and obviosly you dont.

denvan 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:44

Then get Popeye's chicken instead of KFC

countryboy910 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:51

gotta love the pet chicken. especially around lunch time. but OP FYL my dad ate my pet fish. it was two foot long but **** him anyway. He tried to cheer me up by offering me some.

bzett 0

Monday 22 August 2011 5:51

didnt know someone could get so attacged to a chicken o.o

Iheartfunny 1

Monday 22 August 2011 6:29

he tried his best lol

Kelley123 5

Monday 22 August 2011 6:37

yum

BoredomCentral 8

Monday 22 August 2011 6:41

Thoughtful dad you got there. Or just funny. Depends on how you look at it :)

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