FML : Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean...

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Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mirroronthewall - / Sunday 30 August 2009 15:22 / Canada

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By Imawhalerider | 0

#527193 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:21

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

By bco12 | 0

#527144 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:12

what the hell?

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By ny1996 | 0

#527143 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

_anonymoose_ | 0

#527176 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:18

fail

breenarae25 | 0

#1608662 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 5:58

yup, go back to kindergarten

KittyCatsDance | 3

#3597454 - Thursday 17 November 2011 18:07

I feel the need to tell you that you might have been first if you have used less time to put the exclamation marks...

By bco12 | 0

#527144 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:12

what the hell?

mushrooms_fml | 0

#527343 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:59

2nd! :)

thealliance | 0

#527504 - Sunday 30 August 2009 22:01

Ydi for caring about your teeth, btw im replying to the first comment to be seen, now go make me a sandwich

hannahMlover_not | 0

#527537 - Sunday 30 August 2009 22:15

not even close. fail

FenderYK | 0

#527586 - Sunday 30 August 2009 22:53

YDI for not using proactiv

turtlellama | 0

#528042 - Monday 31 August 2009 1:50

Proactiv is possibly the WORST acne treatment out there! I would know!

tmptmptmp | 0

#528336 - Monday 31 August 2009 3:41

sudo make me a sandwich

ithedarkone | 0

#528535 - Monday 31 August 2009 5:27

he like things sliding down his throat making him not able to speak...

possumisawesome | 0

#528636 - Monday 31 August 2009 6:35

Actually, I use it, and my skin looks great.

thesunshotme | 0

#530037 - Monday 31 August 2009 22:44

It doesn't work for everyone.

a2zx2 | 6

#4628433 - Friday 29 June 2012 2:51

At least it's temporary

By __ColoradoSunris | 0

#527148 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

Haha! Oh dear. Shame.

By 123anonymous456_fml | 0

#527151 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:13

YDI, tard.

By allysonnn | 0

#527158 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:15

ohhh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :/

By TuucciZ | 0

#527161 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:15

It's an FML, but better not do two things at the same time if you're not sure it's safe.

Also, first to post a meaningful comment.

wbrycem | 0

#527201 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:23

Says you.

av232 | 0

#527578 - Sunday 30 August 2009 22:47

This comment was meaningful. Until you said so.

By av232 | 0

#527163 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:15

YDI for popping zits.

Vintage_Cola | 29

#5875558 - Tuesday 4 March 2014 20:57

Dude, zits are like the most disgusting thing to see on other people, and a personal satisfaction to get rid of yourself, run shit in your face and see for yourself.

walker9879 | 25

#6516208 - Thursday 21 January 2016 14:45

Most people don't have to "run shit in their face" to get acne

By Imawhalerider | 0

#527193 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:21

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

Horsegal | 0

#527211 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:25

I agree... That would have been a LOT worse.

By McFail_fml | 4

#527219 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:27

nice try deep throat

b182link | 0

#1064404 - Monday 5 July 2010 9:37

hah win

By warmfuzzy | 0

#527255 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:34

this is the worst fml i've ever heard, as in your life is not fucked at all. who were you talking to in the washroom to know that you weren't able to talk? more like you wouldn't be able to breathe would be an FML. seriously.

GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#527296 - Sunday 30 August 2009 20:45

wow dumbass
temporarily doesn't mean five seconds

ianzorzes | 0

#527519 - Sunday 30 August 2009 22:04

really dude, she might have cut her throat on the indside so she cant talk for like 10 days or something, and OP finish brushing ur teeth then pop the zit, it can wait another minute cant it?