By Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland
Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
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  twinmum_fml  |  6

#17 u assume op is fat because he wants to eat a nice breakfast???? that's messed up. u cant tell me u have never had bacon and eggs for breakfast! maybe op is at a hotel where it's either that or a very small selection of cereal. I know which I would prefer. especially on vacation!

  dolphincheddar  |  10

if it was at a hotel then it'd be open longer. and yes I assumed that. becuase fat people like food, but also becuase the thought of a fat person writing an fml about missing breakfast is quite entertaining to me

  Drigr  |  9

yeah. I'm skinny as fuck but love to eat and would also be pissed off if this happened to me. thankfully my family wakes me up to help cook when they do breakfast like that.


OP - That sucks; all that sounds delicious. :| There were no leftovers?

FML commenters - Come on, take a joke. You're gonna have to learn to deal with trolls if you're gonna use FML.

  FC_Barcelona  |  0

32 and 40, don't tell me you guys don't think of someone as fat when they have that much food, even if they're not take a fucking
joke unless you two are heartless idiot trying to ruin everyones day