By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw
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Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!
But wait, there is more!!!!
31 It was an ad on TV. Nothing was bought on Craigslist. 37 There is no-one named Betty Croker.
Noo not the batter-witch!
It was a Post-e-Vac.... If you know what this is then I'm sorry
I hope to see the next FML in 5-7 days!
37- How do you not know who Betty Crocker is?
Lol keep us updated!
You can get that at the Dollar Store
Get you at the dollar store. ZING!
You know, odds are if you didn't know you ordered it, you didn't ship it to the right place...
You should get back to us when u find out
It's been long enough, I expect an updated FML!
It was the home shopping network...
You're fucked
It was only $270 so it isn't that big a deal. If you're going to get drunk hide the remote from yourself before you go out. You drunk mind won't remember where it is and you won't buy stuff from the TV.
I don't know about you but $270 is a big deal when you are needing to pay the bills and you are out $270. This is why alcohol causes problems some people need limits on drinking. If you can't really control your drinking you probably shouldn't drink.
You shouldn't go overboard drinking, same goes for everything like eating, gambling, drugs, etc.
Lots of snuggies and sham wows
I was actually thinking some tacky jewelry or an ugly outfit, but gold coins & figurines would be even worse.
Or maybe a dozen potty putters. (As silly as snuggies are, they're actually quite nice.)
I refuse to buy Sham Wow! The guy who sells them does some weird bottom jaw elongation thing when he turns to the side.... And looks like a Raptor. Too scared of what will be in the box. :(
You're gunna love my nuts!
Till you're bifocal curious!
59 - The jaw thing is from when the hooker bit his tongue. He still hasn't recovered.

YOLO! On a less annoying note: Buy another now and you'll get shipping and handling free!
No refunds, sorry.
24) I want to speak to your manager.
YOLO, most annoying and stupidest phrase/saying ever.
I hope you bought something nice, sometimes you can find really special fashion clothes in these kind of shops.
or slap chops.
Or crocs. Now that would be tragic.
84- He's drunk, not blind
I'd buy that even while sober. Can I get one for toothpicks and napkins, too?
for somebody who's decidedly vague that was a pretty specific answer...
It started with only being a little drunk. The purchase was made. It ended with being a LOT drunk. The purchase was forgotten.
A lonely one.
Now you'll know what your drunk side always wanted to get you!
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Lots of snuggies and sham wows
Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!