But wait, there is more!!!!

Let's hope OP wasn't browsing the personal ads on Craigslist...

wutt whos betty croker?? this is weird

31 It was an ad on TV. Nothing was bought on Craigslist. 37 There is no-one named Betty Croker.

Noo not the batter-witch!

It was a Post-e-Vac.... If you know what this is then I'm sorry

I hope to see the next FML in 5-7 days!

37- How do you not know who Betty Crocker is?

Lol keep us updated!

You can get that at the Dollar Store

How fucked up would it be if OP sent it to the wrong address..lol

Get you at the dollar store. ZING!

You know, odds are if you didn't know you ordered it, you didn't ship it to the right place...

You should get back to us when u find out

Keep us posted!

It's been long enough, I expect an updated FML!

It was the home shopping network...

It was only $270 so it isn't that big a deal. If you're going to get drunk hide the remote from yourself before you go out. You drunk mind won't remember where it is and you won't buy stuff from the TV.

I don't know about you but $270 is a big deal when you are needing to pay the bills and you are out $270. This is why alcohol causes problems some people need limits on drinking. If you can't really control your drinking you probably shouldn't drink.

You must be pretty rich. I can't speak for anybody but myself, but if I wasted $270 I'd be in some serious financial trouble. Then again I'm a poor college student.

No one can control themself while drunk

43- Right!! $270 is a huge deal! I'm a poor college student too lol. But I don't even have $270 in my bank account.

47 - That's why you don't get drunk in the first place, and some people can.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking a little here and there. Some people can't just drink a few beers though, they need to drink the whole case instead.

Mkay I'm sorry, I honestly don't know much about drinking, but from what I hear, it's just best not to go overboard with the drinking. But hey, my motto for here in FML is 'nobody cares what you think'.

Atleast he could be getting a whole Rachael Ray pots and pans set!

You shouldn't go overboard drinking, same goes for everything like eating, gambling, drugs, etc.

At least those would be useful items. I immediately thought that OP bought a bunch of those buffalo gold coins, or glass figurines.

I was actually thinking some tacky jewelry or an ugly outfit, but gold coins & figurines would be even worse.

Or maybe a dozen potty putters. (As silly as snuggies are, they're actually quite nice.)

don't forget the slap chops

I refuse to buy Sham Wow! The guy who sells them does some weird bottom jaw elongation thing when he turns to the side.... And looks like a Raptor. Too scared of what will be in the box. :(

You're gunna love my nuts!

Till you're bifocal curious!

Lloyd! Peter! What have I told you about FML?!

59 - The jaw thing is from when the hooker bit his tongue. He still hasn't recovered.

Or one of the juicers that are impossible to clean out and take up half the counter.

It's more alcohol just watch.

Your second note was not less annoying. I'm disappointed. :(

No refunds, sorry.

One does not simply use YOLO. Ever.

I used to think YOLO meant You're an Orange Labyrinth Octopus. I wish it did mean that.

24) I want to speak to your manager.

YOLO!!! *gets shot in face* *everybody claps and cheers*

YOLO, most annoying and stupidest phrase/saying ever.

YOLO sounds like a new, yet retro style, yogurt!

Yeah if you're 75...

or slap chops.

Or crocs. Now that would be tragic.

Or a ton of Justin bieber posters. I couldn't imagine the horror

84- He's drunk, not blind

I'd buy that even while sober. Can I get one for toothpicks and napkins, too?

for somebody who's decidedly vague that was a pretty specific answer...

Hey. I can if I want.

a drunk person with no life. first it was "forever alone" now it's "forever broke"

I wanna know if u are drunk enough to not remember making the purchase how we're u able to see the numbers on ur credit card and able to talk clearly enough to make the purchase in the first place

It started with only being a little drunk. The purchase was made. It ended with being a LOT drunk. The purchase was forgotten.

A lonely one.