Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
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nancem
| 7
Lots of snuggies and sham wows
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that1guyyy
| 12
Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!
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that1guyyy
| 12
Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!
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Zedd_fml
| 8
But wait, there is more!!!!
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
Let's hope OP wasn't browsing the personal ads on Craigslist...
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GirlOnFire143
| 6
wutt whos betty croker?? this is weird
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P374RD3D
| 9
31 It was an ad on TV. Nothing was bought on Craigslist.
37 There is no-one named Betty Croker.
37 There is no-one named Betty Croker.
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ravemasterroxas
| 9
Noo not the batter-witch!
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deformagraphic
| 3
It was a Post-e-Vac.... If you know what this is then I'm sorry
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boofgall
| 16
I hope to see the next FML in 5-7 days!
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Lioness8197
| 18
37- How do you not know who Betty Crocker is?
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soccerchick800
| 10
Lol keep us updated!
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123ilovejustinb
| 12
You can get that at the Dollar Store
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RAWRitsangell
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How fucked up would it be if OP sent it to the wrong address..lol
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kyarush
| 10
Get you at the dollar store. ZING!
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SeahorseGuy
| 7
You know, odds are if you didn't know you ordered it, you didn't ship it to the right place...
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horseridermc
| 2
You should get back to us when u find out
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lilmisslovely13
| 15
Keep us posted!
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boofgall
| 16
It's been long enough, I expect an updated FML!
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ConFuzzld
| 11
It was the home shopping network...
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dansythomas
| 6
You're fucked
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onlychildFTW
| 33
It was only $270 so it isn't that big a deal. If you're going to get drunk hide the remote from yourself before you go out. You drunk mind won't remember where it is and you won't buy stuff from the TV.
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ambear26
| 14
I don't know about you but $270 is a big deal when you are needing to pay the bills and you are out $270. This is why alcohol causes problems some people need limits on drinking. If you can't really control your drinking you probably shouldn't drink.
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PrussiaisAwesome
| 15
You must be pretty rich. I can't speak for anybody but myself, but if I wasted $270 I'd be in some serious financial trouble. Then again I'm a poor college student.
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kxxjoejoexxk
| 8
No one can control themself while drunk
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damn_homie
| 2
43- Right!! $270 is a huge deal! I'm a poor college student too lol. But I don't even have $270 in my bank account.
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MindFreakazoid
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47 - That's why you don't get drunk in the first place, and some people can.
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CallMeMcFeelii
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking a little here and there. Some people can't just drink a few beers though, they need to drink the whole case instead.
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MindFreakazoid
| 10
Mkay I'm sorry, I honestly don't know much about drinking, but from what I hear, it's just best not to go overboard with the drinking. But hey, my motto for here in FML is 'nobody cares what you think'.
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asianperry
| 8
Atleast he could be getting a whole Rachael Ray pots and pans set!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
You shouldn't go overboard drinking, same goes for everything like eating, gambling, drugs, etc.
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nancem
| 7
Lots of snuggies and sham wows
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kyleekay
| 25
At least those would be useful items. I immediately thought that OP bought a bunch of those buffalo gold coins, or glass figurines.
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justjazzmyn
| 3
I was actually thinking some tacky jewelry or an ugly outfit, but gold coins & figurines would be even worse.
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annie_nk
| 22
Or maybe a dozen potty putters. (As silly as snuggies are, they're actually quite nice.)
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mvc3ftw
| 17
don't forget the slap chops
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Jaxx66
| 21
I refuse to buy Sham Wow! The guy who sells them does some weird bottom jaw elongation thing when he turns to the side.... And looks like a Raptor. Too scared of what will be in the box. :(
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Vimy
| 6
You're gunna love my nuts!
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slimshadyfan123
| 4
Till you're bifocal curious!
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Krajjan
| 9
Lloyd! Peter! What have I told you about FML?!
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Axipiter
| 24
59 - The jaw thing is from when the hooker bit his tongue. He still hasn't recovered.
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MsMourningStar
| 22
Or one of the juicers that are impossible to clean out and take up half the counter.
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RealTalk0
| 7
Hopefully it's worth the money. If not, just don't get drunk while watching home shopping channels.
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Inheritance
| 10
It's more alcohol just watch.
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Pleonasm
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YOLO! On a less annoying note: Buy another now and you'll get shipping and handling free!
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kyleekay
| 25
Your second note was not less annoying. I'm disappointed. :(
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Pleonasm
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No refunds, sorry.
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spekledworf
| 18
One does not simply use YOLO. Ever.
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MindFreakazoid
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I used to think YOLO meant You're an Orange Labyrinth Octopus. I wish it did mean that.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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24) I want to speak to your manager.
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olpally
| 32
YOLO!!! *gets shot in face* *everybody claps and cheers*
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onlychildFTW
| 33
YOLO, most annoying and stupidest phrase/saying ever.
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JoeGrant
| 12
YOLO sounds like a new, yet retro style, yogurt!
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Plumesant
| 8
I hope you bought something nice, sometimes you can find really special fashion clothes in these kind of shops.
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iiDangerCloseBK
| 6
Yeah if you're 75...
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Andrew910
| 5
Could be about 20 shamWOWs!
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Raelthelamb
| 31
or slap chops.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Or crocs. Now that would be tragic.
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UltimateGIRness
| 16
Or a ton of Justin bieber posters. I couldn't imagine the horror
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Andrew6111
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84- He's drunk, not blind
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decidedlyvague
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You bought a jade turtle tampon dispenser. Don't ask me how I know.
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Jaxx66
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I'd buy that even while sober. Can I get one for toothpicks and napkins, too?
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garebear13
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for somebody who's decidedly vague that was a pretty specific answer...
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decidedlyvague
| 11
Hey. I can if I want.
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kotana191
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what kind of drunk person just starts watching the home shopping channel?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
a drunk person with no life.
first it was "forever alone"
now it's "forever broke"
first it was "forever alone"
now it's "forever broke"
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amandajlucas2015
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I wanna know if u are drunk enough to not remember making the purchase how we're u able to see the numbers on ur credit card and able to talk clearly enough to make the purchase in the first place
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Drigr
| 9
It started with only being a little drunk. The purchase was made. It ended with being a LOT drunk. The purchase was forgotten.
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
A lonely one.
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Enslaved
| 36
Now you'll know what your drunk side always wanted to get you!