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By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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mogan_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

trevorus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

Comments

fml_fml_fml9 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:40

AHAHAHAHA.. i would prob do that too... dw ur not alone.. lol

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:40

LOL that's awesome. XD

Diwolfka 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Its not that bad, really funny, but not that bad. If it makes you feel better I had a roommate that did that when I came home, but instead of diving under the covers, he started crying and ran to another roommate, a 4'9" 90lbs Chinese girl. Like she could have done something he couldn't!

permission2laugh 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:56

let me guess your a ****?

blahdsflksfd 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:03

#4 and #27 shut up, what are you 16 and think that as soon as you are 18 you get your very own house? This is the real world, not American Pie 2. Also, why is this and FML. Waking up early in the morning and seeing a dark figure would scare most people, it would be bad if it didnt (IE what if it was a robber). What does your age have anything to do with this?

thatloseruknow 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:04

lol ohmygosh! thats sillarious. that happens to me all the time only i dont hide under my covers i have a bad habbit of punching people or throwing things when they wake me up or scare me...props 1] for doing it &+ 2] for admiting to it xD

not_ur_mexican 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:08

". . . and then your mom raped you . . ."

alyssamarie218 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:08

HAHAHA

Phillay632 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:29

I'm willing to bet anything that you're a liberal.

gigi37 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:34

No where on the post does it say he lives at home. He could easily be home for the summer or just visiting for a bit. My question is, why is your mom coming in your room at 6:30 in the morning? I guess to make sure you got up?