Miscellaneous: Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as...

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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WORRIED

By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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mogan_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

trevorus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

Comments

tangello 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:13

lmao aww that's cute XD and how do you guys know he's LIVING there? maybe he was visiting! it's quite common for parents to keep their kids rooms for a while and or use it as a guest room.

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:05

Because he said usual. That means for a hell of a long time.

emydbby11 8

Friday 16 August 2013 8:41

he meant as in he usually wakes up disoriented

GMSD213 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:16

HAHAHAHA dude. I dont even know what to say to this one. FYL and YDI i guess.

nukemdukem 8

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:17

you cant blame him. if it was early in the morning. Still dark and disoriented. YOU see a dark figure near your bed. What do you do?

xXscream_girlXx 0

Friday 4 March 2011 7:06

lol. hide and hope it can't see me!!

dirtyhippie 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:23

I don't hide under the doona and wait to be murdered. I am like the FML I accidentally punched my mother in the face when I was sleepy and disorientated (an I'm a woman) But then I didn't say YDI just thought it was funny XD

sarumanthewhite 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:24

you're 21 and you still live with your mother? PATHETIC just kidding, i'm exactly the same : )

swompgurl29 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:27

LOL! It's cute and sweet that you admitted to it!!! **Hugs**

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:27

I have paranoia like that too sometimes. I'll just be in the woods all by myself at night time. I get so ******* freaked out. I'll walk about 200 feet back to camp to find my friends having a good time.

slutmuffin 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:33

AWWWWW that's ******* adorable!

plethora 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:38

To quote Chopper: harden the **** up.

Indiana_fml 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:42

*ROFL* Totally cartoon-like! I can imagine the trembling blanket. But I think it's adorable *gg* BTW, a lot of young people live with their parents. If you are studying in the same city, why take an apartment? Some of you don't seem to have money problems.