Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid....

By Anonymous - 3/1/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Blahp | 0

#753429 - Sunday 3 January 2010 23:20

Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P

By Luckster | 0

#753442 - Sunday 3 January 2010 23:26

Never watch horror films, suspense thrillers, or action movies before bed. They really make sleeping difficult.

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By Blahp | 0

#753429 - Sunday 3 January 2010 23:20

Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P

boatkicker | 4

#753455 - Sunday 3 January 2010 23:34

I can't think of a single alien-related horror movie that doesn't have at least something about space ships.

And OP probably doesn't actually think there are alien space ships about ambush them. She's probably just jumpy from the movie, and threw the space ship thing in because that's what it was about.

Actually Comment 4 seems to have a better explanation.

Poke_my_mon | 0

#753515 - Monday 4 January 2010 0:23

I don't relate "scary" movies and "alien horror" in the same category. Scary movies are like... the exorcist... or... The haunting of Conneticut... or Pokemon 2000...

Reyo | 2

#753601 - Monday 4 January 2010 1:04

I used to think that way. Then I realized that if something was going to get me, they'd just get me. They wouldn't wait patiently for me to watch a scary movie where they're the bad guy.

"Hey Jed, I think this one's watching Scream!"
"Really?"
"Wait, false alarm. It's just some alien movie."
"Damnit. I was so ready to kill someone..."

bezach | 0

#754027 - Monday 4 January 2010 4:46

what about that movie where the people watch the movie and a week later die?
dont know what its called XD
sorry you probebly do

boatkicker | 4

#754712 - Monday 4 January 2010 14:39

It's called The Ring.

Used to be my favorite movie when it first came out. :)

DalekScythe | 0

#3399137 - Friday 7 October 2011 4:00

OH MA GAWD DON'T ANSWER IT!!! if you do you will hear your screams of terror and then die later!

breaking6883 | 14

#6092298 - Saturday 18 October 2014 3:20

One Missed call? :)

By Mauskau | 35

#753440 - Sunday 3 January 2010 23:23

This is like the longest FML I've seen.. And YDI for watching a scary movie right before going to bed, you should know that's not how you do it.

GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#753737 - Monday 4 January 2010 2:21

this is over 300 characters.....
i copied and pasted it into a "submit your fml" and its way over 300 characters

RachelTM | 0

#753747 - Monday 4 January 2010 2:26

We do fix FMLs if the OP can't fit them in the 300 character limit, such as add spaces, sentence structure, commas, and spelling, as long as the FML itself doesn't change.

This one needed a bit of help. ;-)

TheLetterZero | 7

#753780 - Monday 4 January 2010 2:36

This FML could've been a lot shorter without all the pointless information.

Intoxicunt | 5

#753805 - Monday 4 January 2010 2:43

Yeah, but the info makes it funnier, IMO. I wouldn't like it if it was like, "I was scared. I hit my head. FML" I guess some people are simple-minded....