By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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  boatkicker  |  4

I can't think of a single alien-related horror movie that doesn't have at least something about space ships.

And OP probably doesn't actually think there are alien space ships about ambush them. She's probably just jumpy from the movie, and threw the space ship thing in because that's what it was about.

Actually Comment 4 seems to have a better explanation.

  Poke_my_mon  |  0

I don't relate "scary" movies and "alien horror" in the same category. Scary movies are like... the exorcist... or... The haunting of Conneticut... or Pokemon 2000...

  Reyo  |  2

I used to think that way. Then I realized that if something was going to get me, they'd just get me. They wouldn't wait patiently for me to watch a scary movie where they're the bad guy.

"Hey Jed, I think this one's watching Scream!"
"Wait, false alarm. It's just some alien movie."
"Damnit. I was so ready to kill someone..."

  RachelTM  |  0

We do fix FMLs if the OP can't fit them in the 300 character limit, such as add spaces, sentence structure, commas, and spelling, as long as the FML itself doesn't change.

This one needed a bit of help. ;-)

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Yeah, but the info makes it funnier, IMO. I wouldn't like it if it was like, "I was scared. I hit my head. FML" I guess some people are simple-minded....