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You could also have written "I'm a 21 year old guy and don't know that 'disorientated' is not a word." The adjective form is "disoriented."
omg hhaahah this was the only FML that made me lol in a while once i read it, i started cracking up =D, the "screamed and dove under the covers" part rly gets me
#59 i totally agree. FYL for commenting on grammar haha! great story, haven't found one that made me laugh this hard in ages!!
That kind of thing happened to me once when I had a bad fever and was disoriented. I woke up in the middle of the night to see a giant black mass move in front of the TV and screamed my head off, thinking someone had broken in and was coming for me.
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dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.
You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...