Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
s8n666 0
wow, you have certainly raised her well!
pfunk129 1
she's 8, give her toys you cheapskate.
fightingkittens 39
You know what, I hope you're joking. Because if you're not, and OP caves in, her kid is going to be as rude and spoiled as you are. I never had that many toys, nor did I ever ask for many. My favorites at that age were American Girl dolls, but I know if I had ever made a comment like that, I wouldn't have seen any new toys for a very long time. Just ******* grow up already.
kanvas750 0
Simply tell her "your Crazy Kid", to bad your stuck with me & if I hear another comment like that, that'll be your LAST toy you'll see till Christma! And btw, your lucky that I let you STILL keep that toy! Stick with that. Eventually she/he will appreciate "you" more.
daniella4680 0
give her more toys dammit!
fishertruck 0
Op ydi,for failing to care for your child.You probaly don't even buy the poor kid any clothes or food.
carly426 0
shes only 8. she doesnt fully understand adoption. shes just a kid. tell her she has to earn toys by getting good grades or something.
RedPillSucks 33
You'd be surprised. At 8 kids are fully capable of understanding adoption. My son definitely did. As long as the parent doesn't spring it on them or make them feel like adoption makes them less than any other family member.
vballer123456 0
that stinks just stick with her don't let her get to you
ralphgragasin 0
because she's adopted doesn't mean u people can react like that. if it was her daughter ud react differently.. probably she wants more attention.
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
sounds like a brat to me. Maybe you should give her back but not before you smack her a good one >:)
SuperNinjaa 0
that was probably the reason why her original parents put her up in the first place maybe their condom broke...