Miscellaneous: Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates...

By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:46 - United States

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By 242795 - 24/09/2016 06:12 - United States - Buies Creek

Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:44

I've always wanted to say this: You just got BURNED :]

yellowbirdx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:56

Sounds like that scene in Mean Girls where Cady walks into Miss Norbury on her first day at school. Hilarious. "Maybe we can discuss this another time. When my shirt isn't see-through."

Comments

kari2013 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:43

Ouch that must have hurt.

ButtNekked 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:55

I love the ******* einsteins saying "you should watch where your going"

RedMercury28 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:55

passing time could mean the time between classes obviously

Sonfang 19

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:30

Maybe you should look before you go through a door and make sure someone else isn't coming thru it...not everyone holding a door is holding it for you. pay attention :) sorry about the coffee bath though, that sucks! If you got burned too badly I'd suggest aloe based lotion.

00pedro00 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:43

haha #8 won

deathcab7 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:54

coffe run anyone!?

xMrAndyTranx 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:44

Good job for not looking

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:44

I've always wanted to say this: You just got BURNED :]

firecopy 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:46

by a teacher no less!

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:47

Actually Tara, the correct phrase is: You just got HOT COFFEED!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:00

Stupid comments are all buggy again :(

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:02

Stupid comments are all buggy again :(

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:56

Actually Tara, the correct phrase is: You just got HOT COFFEED!!!

g124124 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:16

lol's nice

Starfire22 5

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:21

shush! I like burned better!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:41

Nah you liked mine better. Don't lie ;-)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:43

You spelled grammar wrong :) See? Anyone can be a grammar ***** like snickers!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:44

Ugh stupid bug causes me to reply to the wrong comments...

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:46

You spelled grammar wrong :) See? Anyone can be a grammar ***** like snickers!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:47

What the hell? Forget it :(((

cowgod 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:49

dam it I don't have toilet paper

AngryNinja 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:11

she'd be lying if she said she was lying about liking mermaid's better. ^.^

PattisonDaStud 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:48

u guys comment way to much on this site My life be like ohhh ahhh Grits. feat (TobyMac)

nyc718 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:45

FIRST off you should watch where the hell you're walking.

dingdong666 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 8:43

you mean FOURTH off...

PwnerJohn 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:49

lmao

Qwerty86 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:47

Yeah, YDI for not paying attention to where you're walking. Assuming the coffee got on your teacher too, she also deserved it =P Even if it was around a corner, it still could have been preventable...