By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States
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More cushion for the pushin'... LOL! FYL.
they just gotta pay...
at least they gave u £800 for it. that's alot of money.
makes me think of the movie shallow hal lol
shallow Hal! good movie
op should join in and make it a round figure 1000
lol They're are playing find the sausage! He probably hasn't seen it in years.
OMG 50 u beat me to the punch! grr
this literally made me lmao.. which is rather convenient considering im sitting on the toilet >.>
800 pounds of sex... lol
that is not nice. be good.
"800 pounds of sex... lol" -if only this meant something different :(
that's a good one
disgusting, disturbing but also funny to wonder how he can try to.... never mind.
Wait, unless OP's roomate is a girl (since OP is a guy), then his roomate is gayyy...?
#264 who cares
Why does that matter?
How does that work? I've always wondered.
it works very well, thank you very much.
it smells like chicken McNuggets
Like how this looked.
lmao
get involved and make it 1,000 pound action
hell yeah!
f*** yeah! literally!
I know this is an old fml, but you realize that the ton rating system is just a size indicator, right? Most half ton trucks have a payload of about 2-2.5 thousand pounds.
that's so hot
holy shit! Iron Man!
4, I'd rather have no sexy time than 400 pound nasty time :/
don't knock it till you've tried it
lmao awesome I'll try anything once!
yeaah creep looks like you can get three cheerleaders ^...
it is for cheerleaders where I come from
I think you meann 800 lol
alright let me try...Imagine that there is this grown man. this man has some goats and one day he was curious. The man decided to have sex with one of the goats. he was satisfies. a couple months past and some how that goat got pregnant and had...goatlets? the family decided to sell the goats for some money and they couldn't afford to keep them. that man cried for he thought the goats had "his eyes". hope that helped get ride of that mental image.
a baby goat is called a kid. how... poetic?
agreed lol
Maybe it'll be so intense that the next session will "only" be 780 pounds in action.
They can only hope.
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Hahaha fatties need love too
Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.