By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

310 19
tammy0312 6

More cushion for the pushin'... LOL! FYL.

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TheDrifter 23

Lovin so hard it measures on the richter scale.

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Mierda2k 1

at least they gave u £800 for it. that's alot of money.

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mind_geek 15

I see wat u did thar

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Jimmmmmy 5

makes me think of the movie shallow hal lol

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percawesome 0

lmao 57 that was great

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remotepath 0

op should join in and make it a round figure 1000

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USAF_girl 3

lol They're are playing find the sausage! He probably hasn't seen it in years.

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ericownz101 0

this literally made me lmao.. which is rather convenient considering im sitting on the toilet >.>

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spoo 24

"800 pounds of sex... lol" -if only this meant something different :(

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dhaworth93 8

somebody's just jealous cause they could only sit alone playing with themself listening to others getting some good sex

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im_wilder 0

disgusting, disturbing but also funny to wonder how he can try to.... never mind.

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notanalbino 4

I love your picture; made me giggle:}

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MaximilianMarche 0

hahahahaha is all have to say about this. hahahahaha

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percawesome 0

I tried not minding once... it was awesome

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Goldendesu 0

Wait, unless OP's roomate is a girl (since OP is a guy), then his roomate is gayyy...?

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izzy0122 0

How does that work? I've always wondered.

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bubbarific 0

prob like bouncing on an excercise ball or somethin

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donicus 0

it works very well, thank you very much.

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iSitt 0

what does it smell like?

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DarkHelmet 10

smells like the baking if delicious pastries

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daaron 3

some things are meant to be unknown for the Sake of mankind

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megapeyt 17

Darron is right. There are things we're all better off NOT knowing

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tmac71320 4

You gotta lift a couple rolls to get to that chicks oven

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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angelo8320 0

get involved and make it 1,000 pound action

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megapeyt 17

I wonder what the bed is rated for? I know most pick up trucks are only half ton so hmmm... Food for thought. Epic win with that comment by the way

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Dale_shackleford 13

I know this is an old fml, but you realize that the ton rating system is just a size indicator, right? Most half ton trucks have a payload of about 2-2.5 thousand pounds.

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afdude87 6

4, I'd rather have no sexy time than 400 pound nasty time :/

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RedPillSucks 31

3 cheerleaders, 133lbs a piece. What? I like to take my pounding bit by bit.

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game94 0

yeaah creep looks like you can get three cheerleaders ^...

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kingtz 6

What kind of fat cheerleaders weigh 133 lbs?

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Brittany0989 0

133 pounds is not fat.

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ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

get this mental image out of my head

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Agreed o.O

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MassEffectNerd 0

alright let me try...Imagine that there is this grown man. this man has some goats and one day he was curious. The man decided to have sex with one of the goats. he was satisfies. a couple months past and some how that goat got pregnant and had...goatlets? the family decided to sell the goats for some money and they couldn't afford to keep them. that man cried for he thought the goats had "his eyes". hope that helped get ride of that mental image.

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SmallTownCutie 0

Thanks a lot. That's a much mental image.

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braunwynn 5

a baby goat is called a kid. how... poetic?

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MissFukMyLuck 0

18- you just got 15 epic cool points.

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NewAddiction 0

just wanted to say I love the way this is written. but hey, fatties need love too.

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Doortje 29

Maybe it'll be so intense that the next session will "only" be 780 pounds in action.

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