By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 699
You deserved it 3 240

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jallred254 4

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.


iceliebedich 7

I love getting bear hugs from hairy fat dude...NOT I like bear hugs from my bf more:)

Give the man a break atleast he had underwear on when he kindly greeted you

Sounds like he likes you.would you prefer a 300+ pounds man hate you? Embrace the hug OP. Embrace it.

Bet he was sweaty and sticky as well... Yum.

Lucky u if that's the worst thing that ever happens to u. Least he didn't grab ur ass and squeeze!

Maybe he had so much hair that he doesn't need any clothes besides underwear?

52 hopefully it gets to the point he doesn't need underwear. ;)

jake1632 9

So so true it's better to be hugged then eaten

MizzErikaHart 8

Be a good friend and save her the humiliation by not telling her about the incident. I wouldn't anyways.

24 doesn't deserve so many thumbs down. ):

Saying no offense doesn't take back an insult lol.

duckman9 55

whats cute about a 300+ pounds guy?

It could have been worse, he could have shoved his itchy nose into your meaty pussy and proceeded to take a 4.7 second inhale...

Heeey Yooouuu Guuuyyyys! Chunk, friend?? *giant hug*

Stonedmanalex 0

At least he wasn't naked wearing a cape

Max24KB 0

wtf? lol bitch no one gives a **** about you and your bf hah

n_epic_fail 14

what is with people hating on fat dudes?! some of them are actually quite sexy ;)

Was his name Bob, and did he have bitch-****?

how do you expect 54 not to take offense? your not the sharpest crayon there bud. maybe keep it to yourself

shali14 0

that sounds very attractive! not.


You fail at sarcasm/being funny.

k8izgr8_fml 0

No!!! Three minutes late... Sorry for the repeat

futtbuck101 1
shali14 0

Wasn't trying to be funny and it's purple dumbass.

Poor humor impaired girl... If it isn't an attempt at sarcasm, are you implying you are attracted to unhealthy and overly obese men?

Gruv3r14 1

What phrase of "bear" do you mean?

btnhdude 0

the guy sounds like a friendly teddy bear, I know right.

TheBeastiest 6

The gravitational pull probably pulled op closer to him and he just embraced him to play it off.

37 idk if you are stupid and accidentally clever, or very clever but I see what you did there.

that's to be expected when you deal with fat people. they could maul you with their sweaty bear hug attacks

jallred254 4

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

flockz 19

i think i got turned on a little bit...

No fair, my rolls havent developed that much :( I can only put food and small dogs in them.

57-Don't worry. I shall train you. *proceeds with a peaches and cream eating montage* 50 points to whoever knows what show I'm referencing.

hotair10 9

69 - That would be Ed Edd and Eddy

exactly, op should complain. that stuff turns people on sometimes.

iAintEvenMad 0
PopRocks14 0

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