By Anonymous - United States
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
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  sukaaa  |  0

play along with it then totaly fuck him over and obliterate his army.... its like taking candy from a baby. just this baby is a grown ass loser bahahahamuahaha

  rallets  |  22

is his name Julius Caesar?

lmao i just got an image of him yelling "eat a hearty breakfast..for TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!"

  KingDingALing  |  9

OP- If you want him to leave then just make sure that he walks in on you, jacking off to a weird fetish porn. He'll get freaked out and move out quicker then Speedy Gonzalez on crack.

By  Whitehawkxii  |  0

Hahaha, I think I can enjoy someone like him. This isn't so bad. Just wait and see what he has to offer you.
You can laugh at him. Or he will ask you to if you can join his army to fight off the baddies xD


Ehh... it's a good way for the roommate to secure a double for himself. I know someone who did this with a triple. He set up a fort with pillows and blankets the first day. He never saw 1 of the roommates and only saw the other once.

  far_east  |  6

from what i remember.. gladiators were prisoners of war that were pit against eachother to fight to the death. swords, tridents, big fat hammers, spears- i think its safe to say that thats more manly than bullets.. but yes rambo is epic.. just not as epic.