y not move the bed?

and they feed upon? time to reevaluate your hygiene standards?

ugh. I just threw up a little reading this.

agree. there has to be a reason for all the flies... although we did have a LOT (20 maybe) of flies suddenly show up in our mud room at the window.. we never go in there so idk how they got there... it was a few months after we moved in.. but never saw maggots.. but how do you get so many that they are falling from the ceiling??

Maybe rotting ray carcasses in the attic?

- rat. I can't believe my phone doesn't recognize rat as a word.

I hate the spell check on my iPod touch, even though it spell checked half of this sentence

I was going to suggest a tent.

Step 5: ????????? Step 6: Profit

this made me literally lol :P but instead if sleeping at his house he should sleep at a friend's house or something

epic reply..

....yeah... mental images, thanks.