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What is it with all these maggot FMLs?
y not move the bed?
how the heck do you get that in the first place? clean homes usually don't develop those kinds of infestations. I would have to say ydi giving the info.
agree. there has to be a reason for all the flies... although we did have a LOT (20 maybe) of flies suddenly show up in our mud room at the window.. we never go in there so idk how they got there... it was a few months after we moved in.. but never saw maggots.. but how do you get so many that they are falling from the ceiling??
Maybe rotting ray carcasses in the attic?
- rat. I can't believe my phone doesn't recognize rat as a word.
I hate the spell check on my iPod touch, even though it spell checked half of this sentence
Step one: Head to your local outdoor shop. Step two: Buy a sleeping bag. Nothing fancy, it's just for a couple nights. Step three: Sleep ANYWHERE else in your house. Step four: Schedule a ******* exterminator, man!
Step 5: ????????? Step 6: Profit
If your home was clean you wouldn't have ninjas trying to slit your throat.
....yeah... mental images, thanks.
Seriously. A fly "infestation" doesn't just come out of nothing.
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Step one: Head to your local outdoor shop. Step two: Buy a sleeping bag. Nothing fancy, it's just for a couple nights. Step three: Sleep ANYWHERE else in your house. Step four: Schedule a ******* exterminator, man!
how the heck do you get that in the first place? clean homes usually don't develop those kinds of infestations. I would have to say ydi giving the info.