By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

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unfortunate_13 5

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

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foryoublue94 0

I'd say YDI for having a fat boyfriend, and letting him get on top of you... but 250 pounds doesn't always make a fat guy...

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helpmeiamblind 0

*agrees with so many smart people* YDI for dating a FATTY!!! Give him a salad and tell him he doesn't get to suck your face unless he loses some weight.

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Trooth 13

lol. Okay first, maybe you should've been on top. It's not plain to see what the outcome of being on the bottom of 250 lbs of man fat would do to a person. Second...I added this to my favorites because this was HILARIOUS.

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nuutsacker 0

YDI for being a woman

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bschro30 0

you gain weight or he loses some. or dump his fat ass

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omgwtflolz 0

YDI for letting him be on top of you. YOU'RE supposed to be on top.

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plexico 3

Dump him. If he won't support his own weight when he is on top of you, he won't support you when you are married. No future.

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