Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
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Top comments
ichliebekekse 11
Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...
Enslaved 38
I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete
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ichliebekekse 11
Now that's the kind of man every girl wants! One who can carry her two feet an then gives up...woo...
sovetskiy 8
Ich mag deine Name
SpikedKnuckles 8
Or she was just to fat
kbtoyz69 9
I don't think you passed out. More like slipped into a coma if you didn't wake up from all that.
bestnameright 14
I know a little German! 3 said, "I (word I dont know) your name". I guess you guys could've just used google translate but whatever!
theherd 4
How much do you weigh!?
jesustitts 20
3-said "I like your name"
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Seriously? what if you'd actually been hurt?
CrewBoy 10
Been hurt by what?
russellohh 2
By whatever made her randomly pass out you dumb @!#%@#%.
CrewBoy 10
I think she's using that as slang for fell asleep. "Dumb %#^**#$@"
ohmygodxx 1
I'm pretty sure she went to sleep on purpose or by choice not by something
melody309 35
I'm pretty sure if she had fallen asleep, she would have just said so.
CrewBoy 10
^ you've never used the phrase "Passed out?" "Hey dude, I'm sorry I was gonna come drink and kick it with you guys but I passed out." That's a pretty common phrase to say.
Meme1988 18
He did not try to wake you up?! WTF
deloria_fml 22
Your boyfriend is a terrible human being. People don't just pass out for no reason and they shouldn't be left alone, certainly not to watch television. I'm so sorry, OP. You seem to have chosen to be with a completely apathetic moron who doesn't care about anyone other than himself. Withhold sex until he apologises.
BulldogHoops 14
Overreaction much? Sure it was a douche move by OP's boyfriend but you make it seem like he used her as a shield in an armed robbery. He might just be an idiot who didn't know he was potentially endangering her.
biggestfan23 11
#5 hahaha what an all around stupid statement. The withhold sex until he apologies part really made me laugh
russellohh 2
No, he didn't use her as a human shield. But when a loved one randomly collapses, and you go watch tv? That's not just being stupid. Even my dog would freak out and run for help if that happened. Not only is the bf a jerk ,there's a good chance he has a pretty serious disability in there too.
LiterOfCola 16
33 did your dog tell you that?
bonsaiboy26 1
For everyone who left negative remarks I suppose you would be equally as weak and leave your significant others right in front of the door as well. Pathetic. That's an all around tool of a move there. And op should be upset until e apologizes.
Kiki242 19
What a couch potato.
farkie3 8
With limp noodles for arms.
flyninja17 1
Men like to do everything while watching some form of television.
iliketomoveit123 10
What was he watching?
Enslaved 38
I wish I knew then What I know now Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down Gravity hurts You made it so sweet Till I woke up on On the concrete
olpally 33
Good song reference to this fml, love it! Lol :)
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm wide awake, my boyfriend ditch my ass. I'm on the garden floor.
Thelic 3
#9 Epic song ref.
unknown_user5566 27
Next time you two get "frisky", stop halfway through and go watch TV. When he inevitably asks you why you stopped, you can kindly remind him that he left you outside while you were passed out. What an ass.
whiteboy896 9
That's being a bigger ass.
Xotoolyxo 16
No it's really not. He deserves it.
gimgaflash 2
Ah women logic. :P
ICastillo 25
Damn leaving him blue balled that is a painful revenge right there.... But it sounds like this dick deserves it for just leaving her there for who knows how long.
attredies 2
Was he too weak or were you too fat?