By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wonder how long it took him to find out that you had passed out o_O

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unfortunate_13 5

why didn't you tell him you couldn't breath? it takes some time before passing out so how long where you choking without letting him know? YDI.

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alli1 0

u should have told him to switch places. or casually switch.

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LatinoHeat 0

YDI for not having a man that looks like Clay Aiken.

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Mr_FYLife 0

Yes, because there is nothing more sexier to women than a guy who sucks more dicks than her. /sarcasm

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elchapin562 0

eww biggie smalls was **** eyed. OP deserves it, cuz no one is NOT able to breathe. 250 ain't even morbidly obese. learn to kiss girl

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BulletStreet 0

YDI for going out with a cow!!!! Next time go out with a chicken!

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iait_fml 0

Thanks for the visual, now it's f MY life.

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AntiChrist7 0

So, how rich is he? YDI dating a fat asshole.

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tiny_cactus 0

This sounds way more like an FML for your boyfriend! "Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. I heard her moan and even gasp a little so I shifted my weight towards her to really show her my stuff. Turns out she actually fell unconscious because I was crushing her. FML." So awkward.

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Grotesque 0

I dated a 300 lb guy before. Not doing that again.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

F your life cause he was cutting off your air supply; but YDI because you should've at least told him you couldn't breathe instead of just taking it.

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