Just asking has anyone's FML's ever been confirmed.

I can't lie I have read many that I can't help but to call "BS" in my head. I know it ruins it but then I think, I can't be the only one who feels that way.

If she was still making noise/breathing, the most he could do would be to slap her on the back.

If he wasn't trained to help, or he panicked and didn't know what to do, the best he could've done is slap her back or call someone. However, if you were alone I'm sure you wouldn't call the ambulance as soon as somebody starts choking, so that explains why he wouldn't call.

Oh 18 beat me to it. Sorry for stealing your spotlight!

Anyone else think it would be funnier if she was allergic to fruit ?

Slapping her on the back would only lodge it further down in her throat.

47 is correct 17. Never ever slap someone who is choking on the back. If they are still breathing all slapping them on the back does is make them inhale sharply, lodging the item further in their throat. So long as the person is breathing ok, leave them be. If breathing becomes labored, use the himlech maneuver to help them cough it out. If they lose consciousness call 911

I hate to be the ass that asks, but what is a kool fruit?

Well by the description it sounds like a tasty fruit snack

22- they are fruits that are kool.

Really 34? I sooooo did not know that

Kool Fruits are like the fruit flavoured mentos, only in little balls.. I'm not sure if its just an Australian candy..

42- maybe I wasn't talking to you?

42- maybe I wasn't talking to you.

Probably not 44- op appears to be Canadian. Those do sound delicious.

I'm Canadian and I've never heard of a kool fruit

I'm Aussie and I've never heard of them...

They're made by Allens, which I'm pretty sure is an Australian company

You are doing it wrong!

Me, or the douche bag boyfriend?

*dies*

It was by mistake! :)

Well first it was a gummy bear... Now this.

Lolocaust. I like the cut of your jib.

*googles lamprey*

Now I wish I hadn't... Almost lost my breakfast when I saw a picture of "lamprey disease"