Lingering

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
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That's your chance to grab the purse, get out of the car and bring it to her yourself. It'll make you look very gentlemanly.

just drive away, and later be like oh did you tap my window?

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just drive away, and later be like oh did you tap my window?

Speaking from experience? :D

wow that was hot....... lol

he got this from a video ive seen the same exact situation on a vid on youtube what a fake

actually i thought of this by myself. but thanks for trying to steal my thunder.

Looks like you plagiarized from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-xBgbfj7dI

I'm pretty sure they mean the FML not your idea. But they're replying to you so their comment can be on the top of the page and seen by everyone..

No, see what you need to do is grab the purse and get out on the driver's side to hand it to her all chivalrous, hopefully also dispersing the gas.

agreed. i'm SO sick of bathroom humor fmls. who cares?

That's your chance to grab the purse, get out of the car and bring it to her yourself. It'll make you look very gentlemanly.

smell sticks to clothing. especially if it was a wet one.

Maybe, but getting out fast enough and taking some time to walk around the car to her may be enough to air it out. Maybe. Better than Dutch ovening her in the car anyway.

YDI for going on a date with a prostitute. I hope you have fun with the STI's you caught.

Prostitute? Did I miss something?

Nah, SiCMgt4SlipKnoT is just an attention whore. :-P

Rofl, dude your a funny fucker.

This has got to be one of the weirdest FMLs I've read.

#3. HAHAHAHA honestly tho, if u jus roll down ur window and hand it her, she wont catch a whiff. LOL! But if she does and is like "wats that smell"...then FYL.

I like how you act like he typed up the fml in his car and hasn't done anything yet...

Ouch! I know your pain. I'm severely lactose intolerant. I've been lactose intolerant for 3 years yet for some reason I keep forgetting or underestimating it! Anyway, I do tend to have those kind of...moments a lot. Hopefully she understood. You were in the privacy of your own car at the time and thought it would be safe to let it rip. If not, you can get better.

You should have picked up the purse, gotten out of the car and handed it to her like a gentleman. That would have solved all your problems. Idiot.

You should have looked at her confused and just said 'fuck, do you smell that too??'

Offer to burn her purse and pay for a new one.