Health, Weird and Shopping: Weird compliment, but OK

Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML

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By maggie - 24/05/2021 04:00

Today, while buying laxatives and really hoping the cashier wouldn’t make some snarky comment, the cashier said, "You know, that’s not a good way to lose weight." I had to explain to him that I’m actually constipated. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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Fingers crossed

By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:15

Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:50

Pretty shitty to me.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:15

Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:50

Pretty shitty to me.

Kyle Loyd McKinney 4

Tuesday 9 March 2021 18:29

Tell her it's your bfs birthday 😉

diraven 15

Tuesday 9 March 2021 18:47

Because pretty people don't eat

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 9 March 2021 21:46

So let me gwt this straight.... you saying you're full of shit, is you being full of shit?

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 10 March 2021 16:11

"tell that to my asshole then" 🤣

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