Health, Weird and Shopping: Weird compliment, but OK

Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML

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By maggie - 24/05/2021 04:00

Today, while buying laxatives and really hoping the cashier wouldn’t make some snarky comment, the cashier said, "You know, that’s not a good way to lose weight." I had to explain to him that I’m actually constipated. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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You deserved it 440

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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You deserved it 2 877

By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 039

You deserved it 2 708

By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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You deserved it 3 983

By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 357

By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 241

You deserved it 3 020

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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You deserved it 5 476

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 992

By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 489

You deserved it 8 794

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:15

Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:50

Pretty shitty to me.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:15

Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 9 March 2021 16:50

Pretty shitty to me.

Kyle Loyd McKinney 4

Tuesday 9 March 2021 18:29

Tell her it's your bfs birthday 😉

diraven 15

Tuesday 9 March 2021 18:47

Because pretty people don't eat

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 9 March 2021 21:46

So let me gwt this straight.... you saying you're full of shit, is you being full of shit?

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 10 March 2021 16:11

"tell that to my asshole then" 🤣

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Weird compliment, but OK

Same thing different taste

Keep your nose out of my life

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