Weird compliment, but OK

By prettyconstipated - 09/03/2021 14:02

Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
I agree, your life sucks 959
You deserved it 83

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Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

That's one smooth pick-up line.

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Everyone knows that very pretty girls don't poop. That's not constipated -- that's just being pretty!

Pretty shitty to me.

That's one smooth pick-up line.

Tell her it's your bfs birthday 😉

Because pretty people don't eat

So let me gwt this straight.... you saying you're full of shit, is you being full of shit?

"tell that to my asshole then" 🤣