Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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shananigans 0
Since when does any fast food place charge for honey mustard packets?? As far as I can remember they usually just give them to me when I ask...
CherishFlowers 0
Me too. I asked for some, and they just handed it to me...
kukopia 0
McD is charging for condiments now. I like BBQ sauce on chicken clubs. It pisses me off when I forget to ask for it when I order because of the hassel of having to pay for it separately. But I'm calling BS on the post. They don't take $50 bills, at all... And he would have had a LOT of change to be put into his wallet, so how would he 'forget' it? The OP should have paid for it w/ a credit card - the retailer pays a substantial fee for every use.
jal10a 1
i work at mickey d's and u kno it costs the owners tons of money to buy the sauce just to give it away when some ppl take advantage of it. like a sauce for each nugget come on now
jal10a 1
o yea by the way kukopia we do take 50's and 100's
emilyta_fml 0
Yeah not anymore. I work at Mickey ds. They charge
effmyyliifee 0
did u order a happy meal? seriously dude how old are you
RainbowTubeSocks 0
oooh you really showed them. way to flex your tiny muscles.
Tits_McGee 0
Some of the ones I've seen charge if you ask for extra ones.
medical 0
If you didn't want to break the $50 you could have left without the packet. YDI
kk3211 0
you wouldn't happen to be 4 years old would you??
Pb_lily 0
You shouldn't waste paper like that.
SookMauNoots 0
lmfao owned
geb_925 0
Did you really need the honey mustard sauce that badly? You could've just skipped it if breaking a $50 was too awful for you.
Colby_Colbert 0
your father should have shot you in2 a sock