Miscellaneous: Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet....

By Jesse - 22/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Aaron - 14/05/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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By Meow - 11/07/2009 06:28 - Australia

Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By pinkplasticjesus - 20/06/2009 03:17 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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Stooooop!

By AgentFreshers - 07/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?

harveywallbanger 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.

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EMR_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:44

I expect to see this from the employees side on notalwaysright.com very soon

TheGreenMonster 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:46

Wouldn't you have change from the meal you previously bought?

pat2rome 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:46

Working for a fast food chain would suck enough without assholes like you to deal with.

testing_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:47

Should have just left without the honey mustard.

Pabst 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:48

You've obviously never worked at a fast food establishment before, have you? The manager was just doing his job. Grow up. YDI

tgirl729 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:54

epic fail

soiree_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:55

Congratulations, I hope your hissy fit was worth your pride, you fool.

sallysuelovesu 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:56

Way to be wasteful dumbass. YDI

Dummie 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:57

What a ******* whiner! Either carry change at all times or deal without the honey mustard. My god!! And I hope they get you fined for littering because you deserve it for being an asshole to the people who are just following protocol and for being an idiot and leaving your wallet there after your temper tantrum! If people didn't take all the napkins and waste money maybe they wouldn't charge for mustard packets!!!

sharkshaveteeth 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:58

Why not grow up and be an adult and not be wasteful with napkins and such instead of acting like a two year old. YDI! I am sure that you drive a Hummer and couldn't care less about the environment as well.