Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Comments (347)
passionpit 0
There are so many wrongs in this FML I don't know where to begin! 1) Charging for a honey mustard packet?! 2) Using a 50 dollar bill for a 21 cent item that you could have easily done without 3) The manager still making you pay after he knew you only had a 50 4) Throwing napkins "in protest" all over the parking lot, where they were probably never seen by the manager and just ended up as litter Leaving your wallet is the least of your worries.
milgalo 0
You're being a brat. Do you really need mustard that bad? Really? And now you come and complain about it here...how did this even make it? Gah. I imagine it would suck to break a 50, but if you were that worried you would've just skipped out on it.
FrostyNorth 0
Goddamned litterbug. I'm sure the high school kid who'll have to clean up your mess is the same person who decided that the resturant should charge you for the packets, you f***ing child. YDI
divesh777 0
yayy....I moderated this FML.....I feel so proud! :D!!
bananapajama 0
you need a hobby.....
Snazaza 0
thats what you get for polluting the earth. jackass
ohhhhshizzz 0
That's not pollution, someone could pick all of those napkins up and recycle...
singachic87 0
Haha!
TheTragicReturn 0
You got mad because food costs money? ...
GrapefruitZoe 0
How is littering and killing trees a good protest?
aback 5
That honey mustard isn't THAT damn good.
Broc 0
You could have just NOT BOUGHT IT, as you're supposed to do in a free market system like ours, rather than let them walk all over you and then rationalize it by making an ass of your self afterwards.