Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Comments (347)
pommeblossom 0
Oh the humanity!
Nightfallz 0
you had a temper tantrum over 21 cents and you think it is an fml? no no YDI bitch. who the **** do you think you are littering and throwing a tantrum over 21 cents. you need to die...now
mata_fml 0
nightfallz, you need to ******* die. or at least shut the f***k up.
nataalieex 0
YOU need to calm down and die.
mata_fml 0
sheesh i was kidding, i only said to see what people would say.
maggy_fml 0
and now you know...
cameo81293 0
You are a dumbass. Seriously? Litter and waste paper for that?! Come on, it was just sauce, and you were gonna have to break the 50 sometime anyway. Also, it's NOT the manager's fault, and do you really think that the manager is gonna be the person to clean up your little hissy fit? And to you leaving your wallet, karma's a bitch, ain't it?
FYLnotML 0
That's how much it costs. Get over it. You can't just expect to get everything free
neonoodle 0
why don't you just go without the honey mustard instead of breaking a $50?
CyclonePsycho 1
Exactly what I was thinking. Dude, no matter how stupid it seems, you can't just take the sauce for free just because you didn't want to break your $50 bill. Calm down. And what's the big deal with carrying $20s? Sure, it's a nuisance to break large bills, but you're still going to have roughly the same amount of money. The temper tantrum was unnecessary. BTW: has anyone noticed the screwed up numbers? Why is the first comment #104?
Trebek 0
the more "thumps up" a comment gets, the higher it is rated
wallythedolly 0
totally justified reaction. i mean, wtf, charging for honey mustard? i mean, i know the economy sucks, but seriously, mcdonalds? seriously?
theskippster 0
i would understand being upset, but throwing a tantrum and throwing paper in the street sounds a little bit 3-year-oldish to me.
poison29 0
exactly my thoughts.
emmaleelee 0
So you thought littering and wasting paper would be a good solution?
brrrx 0
Oh please. I'm sure the manager just invented the price for you, right? They have to pay to have the mustard produced, packaged, and shipped, so why should they not charge for it? YDI for not having anything other than a 50 on you. YDI for thinking it's the managers fault that you have to pay for your food. YDI for making a mess for some teenager working for minimum wage to clean up. And feeling okay about it. In other words, YDI for being a self-righteous shit. Oh, and the fact that you left your wallet on the counter is hilarious, I hope the poor employee who had to clean up your crap took the money out of it.
jeremymg91 0
Waste of paper.. YDI
xOpheliacx 0
Dumbass. YDI.