By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
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Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

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Very exotic! But OP that is pretty funny

Funny, but OP said she is sure how it got there. I'm confused now.

They fixed it now.

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

Drunk prostitution!

Effinusername 7

Theres no such thing!

if the party is too hard, you're too old!

Or too young...

at least you can buy yourself some coffee...?

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

must have had a great night!!! sorry about the financial troubles

Perhaps you should get drunk more often? It certainly looks like it paid off

Depends on whether or not she paid for her own drinks. Though if OP is finding money in her bra afyerwards, she probably didn't.

Party hard or not at all!

martin8337 35

It's all about doin' it right on the wrong side of town.

sterling1113 15

Hmm. You say you know how it got there, yet you're confused. Now I'm confused. Oh well, hey, $13!

Effinusername 7

Read it again. She said she ISNT sure how.

27 the FML staff edited the FML after this comment was posted.

U never know ....

You never know what? Anything?

trellz17 19

Stripping doesn't sound so bad now huh?

Strippers can make some pretty good money.