Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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ShadowsThirteen 0
ydi for being a dumbass
tradit03 0
Well, that's what u get for getting too excited over little things. Next time, remember those who don't have food n water n clothes n the money u don't wanna spend on... whatever, it doesn't even matter. I am wasting my time on u.
zee209 0
YDI. I hate customers like you so much! You're a piece of shit. I hope someone stole your wallet! First of all, the manager doesn't make the rules. And if he gave away shit for free, he could get in a lot of trouble, and even get fired.
AppaLuv 0
EXACTLY!!! The world seems to be full of these morons who throw childish tantrums over NOTHING! Next time you want to be an idiot think to yourself "does this argument really have any backing or am I just being a dick?"
zee209 0
While I don't work in the fast food industry, I work for retail, and I hate people like the OP! SO ridiculous...
CruelSirDrum 0
you kids these days....tsk tsk.......
jgreeniv 0
I hope you got robbed.
Lythiaren 8
I hope they made you clean up the mess you made. Not only for throwing a fit just because you're too cheap to pay 21 cents, but also for carrying $50s around like it makes you important. They made you break your precious bill! The world is ending! Grow the hell up.
shnibz101 0
Wtf...
mcpicklejar 0
if you don't wanna break it, then you shouldn't have gotten the sauce.
deliapearl 0
FYI - a large number of fast foods charge for extra condiments. If u really need 20 ketchup packets for an order of small fries u gotta pay.
CherishFlowers 0
Way to protest. You know, the manager that charged you is not going to have to clean it up. Some poor employee will. And it really hurts the environment.