Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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Suckstbeyou 0
throwing napkins makes the store look unclean. not taken care of. not good for business. customers might pass it by. managers care about profits. managers are judged by the profability of their store. had the district manager stopped by he would have been in trouble. to take time to clean all that up slows down service also bad for business. it was immature maybe but effective. wrong yes but again there are reasons we need people like that. to do our dirty work for us. he was justified in his anger but not his actions yes but ... oh screw it I'm out.
12frisbees 0
We "need" people to throw childish tantrums over a 21 cent charge that's beyond the manager's control?
kitkatkelly 0
Very mature. Keep it up.
Natashakiable18 0
LITTERER =/ DISLIKE!!!! you deserve that...=/ sorry
Jimbo2000 0
Maybe next time, you will carry about a $1.00 in change with you. Next time don't act a little bitch
brooklyngirl_fml 0
McDonald's sucks, and so do you.
Cromwellsandwich 0
My favorite part of this site is reading ALL the comments from people up on their high horse over the internet..
redbluegreen 41
Temper tantrum much? If you're over the age of five, you're too old for this. I suggest you look into your anger problem. It's unattractive.
staciieee_x3 0
serves you right, ********!
Suckstbeyou 0
FINE pick your battles more wisely and if it has to be mcdonalds just write a very professional letter to corporate. And notice his name tag (he probably was a real ass that manager) SAUCE COMES FREE FOREVER!!!
PublicEnemy961 0
hold on. so you littered because you "had to break a $50 for sauce? this is either fake or you're a ******* moron.