By lpspann87 - 24/09/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
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bfsd42 20

Shove a cork up his ass.

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helloirony 4

So ... everyday you are greeted by "the smell of shit wafting through the air" and you've stated the coworker is lactose intolerant so i assume you're implying he takes a dump first thing at work ... but what kind of office is this where you can smell anything from the bathroom? Or does he take a shit on your desk?

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djgomezzi9331 0

Maybe he ***** his pants and keeps on working? Idk, from what we're given about this guy, anything seems possible. It could also be like those really shitty smelling farts.

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jaygoose 5

Farts also smell like shit. They're like the preludes to shit.

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ScarletBloom 14

He will regret one day. Diabetic is not a joking matter like how he takes it.

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UsagiArwen 23

Diabetes is no joke. My grandfather didn't take care of himself when he had it. He had both legs amputated to the knees, was blind in one eye, and by the time I was 16 he died of liver failure. I have diabetes now, and there is no way that I would ever neglect my health. This co-worker will most definitely regret his choices one day.

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marisol18 0

Thought whatsburger was only in Texas

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JinxosGirl87 0

I only saw a Whataburger when I lived in Orlando

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R00ST3R 12

I can't blame your coworker I love Whataburger aswell.

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steve247 2

Your coworker must be black... Just saying

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helloirony 4

Also ... the smell situation I understand, if he's like farting constantly etc, but that seems like more of a hygeine issue. I don't really see how what someone else chooses to eat is your business. How come people are always self-righteously preaching about other people's bodies? If I see a fat person eating themselves to an early grave, or a crackhead slumped in an alleyway, I don't think "omg!!! they are making bad lifestyle choices!! they will die/regret it!! I am so indignant!!" I just think, "oh well ..survival of the fittest." It's not as though it's the same as smoking, which can affect bystanders, it's not like you're going to have problems caused by second-hand fat.

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TheDrifter 23

Perhaps diseases caused by airborne bacteria from their constant farts? And get off your smoker hating high horse. Standing beside a smoker your whole life is less likely to kill you than driving your Prius to work in the mornings.

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